With a h/t to good friend and Young and the Restless alumni, David Winn, I'd like to share with you this thought provoking billboard. If it's true, and I'm big on statistics, from now on I'm only going to drink and drive -- and put the odds in my favor.
In case the print is too small for you to make out, here's what the sign says:
Please take care of yourself out on the roads this season
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.
BTW, zero percent of these accidents and fatalities are attributed to marijuana use. So if you want to really assure your safety, get your buzz on. Kush anyone?