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Doonesbury– The GOP “celebrity task force”: No A-list celebrities, no B-listers, and about that C-List…

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Garry Trudeau must have psychically tuned into my mental Doonesbury Wish List, because he’s continuing the Mr. Kibbitz/Reince Priebus story arc, adding the element of Reince’s imaginary “GOP celebrity task force.”

That’s funny all by itself when you consider which celebrity supporters the Republicans value. Meat Loaf ring a bell? Or Clint Eastwood and his silent sidekick, President Empty Chair? And of course, who could forget Ted Nugent and Victoria Jackson?

Two words: Oy and Vey.

It’s rewarding enough just to watch poor Reince Priebus’s struggle to get to square one with Mr. Kibbitz. 

But Trudeau then goes on to skewer Donald Trump specifically and conservative entertainers in general. There are no A-listers who Republicans can depend on, nor is there a B-list, which leaves a possible C-List… of sorts.

Video- Mr. Know-IT-ALL Trump Warns GOP To Be Careful On Immigration Reform


All those sceery Mescicans coming to take you vote! Via.

Video- Donald Trump: I’m Suing Bill Maher For Not Paying Up After $5 Million Bet

Gah, this man needs to go away. Via.

Quickie- Trump releases birth certificate to Bill Maher, demands $5M

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Doesn’t seem to be iron clad proof to me, need something more like a dna test. (Tell me that pic doesn’t look like an angry orangutan!)

Donald Trump has placed himself in the middle of another controversy involving a birth certificate—this time his own.

In a letter obtained by Yahoo News, the real estate mogul and de facto leader of last year’s “birther” movement against President Barack Obama sent a copy of his New York City birth certificate to comedian Bill Maher, who earlier this week made a Trump-like demand to see it.

On Monday’s “Tonight Show With Jay Leno,” Maher said he would donate $5 million to the charity of Trump’s choice (Maher suggested Hair Club for Men, among others) if the “Celebrity Apprentice” host could prove he is not the “spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.” Maher was mocking Trump’s much-publicized announcement in October that he would donate $5 million to charity if Obama would release his college records.

On Tuesday, a lawyer for Trump sent the letter to Maher with the birth certificate attached, asking the “Real Time” host to make good on his late-night offer:


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Donald Trump’s wiglets, er, kidlets tell him to kindly STFU… allegedly.

The three eldest Trump wiglets, er, kidlets allegedly told Daddy Dearest to STFU, er, tone things down when it comes to one of his favorite pastimes: Being outspoken, er, Obama bashing. Allegedly.

They inexplicably believe that he has a reputation to protect. And by reputation, they mean total lack of self-awareness, a foul mouth and decaying mind. What’s left of it, that is.

However, they did acknowledge that former Romney surrogate Donald Trump is what’s known in intellectual circles as an “attention whore,” thrives on pooper-scoopers of “look at me”, and is prone to overkill.

Via the Daily News:

“The three of them met and went to see their dad in his Fifth Ave. office. They showed a lot of respect, but told him he’s worked too long and too hard to build up the reputation he has. They understand completely he’s always been outspoken and that he likes attention, but this is too much,” says a source who knew about the mid-October meeting.

Trump’s rep denies any such meeting ever took place.

He also denies the validity of President Obama’s citizenship, college records, marriage, and even a presidential appearance on the Tonight Show.

Pot. Kettle. Preposterous.

Bonus Cartoon of the Day- 2012 Turkey of the Year



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Cartoon of the Day- Poor Judgement

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