This little incident allegedly happened a couple of alleged years ago, but the documents allegedly just got released. Allegedly.

What kind of role model is Donald the Groper for Huey, Dewey, and Louie?! And don’t get me started on how Daisy must feel. A duckette done wrong:

A suburban Philadelphia woman is suing Donald Duck for allegedly groping her during a visit to Epcot in Florida.

In her lawsuit, 27-year-old April Magolon of Upper Darby, Pa., accuses the Disney character of grabbing her breast, molesting her and then making joking gestures that “he had done something wrong.”

Donald was a ba-a-a-ad boy.

Moral of the story: Never ask a duck without pants for an autograph.

I understand Mickey now drives a bus, Goofy’s working for the Tea Party, and Chip and Dale are on unemployment. Times are tough all around.

H/t: Tymlee