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A moment of dark humor. Please indulge me.

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Via onamatopoeia.wordpress.com

First things first:

1. The way I most often cope with just about anything that bothers me is with humor. Please indulge me.

2. I am a huge supporter of the Neptune Society. They were absolutely wonderful and responded immediately when we called them after my dad passed away. They showed up within 90 minutes and were kind, sensitive, comforting, and efficient.

And because they now have our address, they sent us an invitation to consider using their services when the time comes (and we likely will). I scanned part of it to share an image with you (below), because what they didn’t seem to realize was their inadvertent reference to this:

Ring around the rosie,
A pocket full of posies,
Ashes! Ashes!
We all fall down!

Yes, ashes.

Here is what we received in the mail:

Neptune Society ad

Doesn’t that family look happy playing Ring Around the Rosie? Ashes, ashes… Weee! Mr. Laffy brought that to my attention, and for the first time in two days, we laughed.

Hey, I never said I wasn’t a little demented. And a lot sad and still in shock. Need a release much? Why yes, yes I do.

By the way, Mr. Laffy is a comedy writer/producer. He is a very mellow, sweet, and hilarious guy whose observations have kept me (and TV audiences) in stitches for decades. He’s professionally demented.

The Neptune Society also didn’t appear to be aware of the awkwardness and incongruity of the “WIN A PRE-PAID CREMATION!” promo as if it were some kind of infomercial from beyond… especially so closely following recent events.

Yes, we can still find humor during the darkest, most painful moments of our lives. Hence my pseudonym, GottaLaff… or you cry.

I’ve now done both.

Thank you for understanding.

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“When I arrive someplace in the afterlife, I’ll be happy when I get there. Unless of course, it’s GOP headquarters.”

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shut the hell up

Another guest post is by our pal and regular TPC contributor, David Garber:

THE HAPPY HEREAFTER

A Huffington Post entry caught my attention, “Pessimists Live Longer Lives.” I couldn’t help myself from reading on because below it was a picture of one of my heroes, Woody Allen. And if he was associated with this article, I figured it could be filled with some wonderful bon mots. Well, sadly, there wasn’t a word from Woody in it. He only represented the theme by his aged, unhappy face. Oh, the gist of the article is that grumpy old men seem to go on longer than those with more optimistic views on life. A perfect theme for Sequestration Day.

From a sampling of some 40,000 people — face to face interviews — the findings are pretty decisive… The mortality rate among other things caught my attention. Here’s their summation: Grumpy Old People:

“…were found to have a 9.5 percent rise in reported
disabilities and a 10 percent rise in risk of death.”

Wow, from that the decision is simple — think the worst and live longer. Then it got me wondering, could this be the old joke about the patient who goes in to see his doctor, wanting to know the secret of living longer? The doctor looks at his patient and says, “Chuck, what you have to do is give up sex, cigars, red meat, television, wine, pornography and chocolate.” Stunned, Chuck looks at the doctor and asks, “If I give all those things up, I’ll live longer?” The doctor shakes his head and replies, “No, not really. But it’ll seem like it.”

So maybe that’s what this article is really saying. If your’re grumpy and have a bad disposition and hate everything, you will only think you lived longer. But I’d rather be happy, optimistic and enjoy the time I have — even if that means life is too short.

Let them put me on a dirt furlough six feet under, with a smile on my face — that way, when I arrive someplace in the afterlife, I’ll be happy when I get there. Unless of course, it’s GOP headquarters.

For the past 25 years, David Garber has been serving as the show runner and or writer on some of television’s biggest hits… Saved By The Bell, Power Rangers, 227, Bill Cosby Show and many other network series. His writing and producing have also netted David two very prestigious awards:the PRISM AWARD and the TV CRITICS AWARD – TV SPECIAL OF THE YEAR. Currently he’s authoring a short story series called “A Few Minutes With…”

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“Why did it take his death for Marine Cpl. Roberto Cazarez to become a citizen?”

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Today’s L.A. Times letter to the editor, because our voices matter:

Re “Family of a fallen Marine sees his citizenship dream fulfilled,” Dec. 7

The whole idea of “posthumous citizenship” is almost Dickensian in its “pound-of-flesh” approach. The cynic in me sees this as a warm and fuzzy human interest story to make those who oppose a rational immigration policy feel human. So many questions jump out: Why did it take his death for Marine Cpl. Roberto Cazarez to become a citizen? Why isn’t citizenship automatic upon military enlistment or entry into a combat unit?

As a country, we seem to be so gracious in atoning for our past once the bodies are buried. Compensation for Native Americans, Japanese American internees and Jim Crow victims always seems to wait until their surviving numbers have dwindled to a precious few.

The Dream Act and the president’s executive orders can only help some. It is a travesty that Congress can send people to war and dilly-dally about protecting them as individuals.

John O’Donnell

Los Angeles

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Mother of fallen soldier says Romney “abusive”: “I can’t believe you haven’t returned my call… I’m a busy man.”

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Ann Romney was on The View and said that then-Governor Mitt “went to every funeral” of soldiers from the Commonwealth. Apparently, Ann had a case of Romnesia, because that wasn’t exactly true, he missed two. One was that of Marine Lance Corporal Nickolas Schiavoni who was killed by an IED in Iraq in 2005.

The following is from the Talking Politics blog at ThePhoenix.com.

Hold on to your hat:

And in one of those cases, a Gold Star mother claims that, far from comforting, Romney left insensitive phone messages – messages that she calls “bullying” and her husband describes as “abusive.”

“I can’t believe you haven’t returned my call,” Romney said on one of the voice mail messages, according to Stephany Kern, speaking at her Westerly, Rhode Island home this past Saturday. “Here I am making a second call; I haven’t heard from you.” [...]

Only Romney, she says, complained in a second message that she had not called back.

“He was completely unable to understand that a mom was not going to return his phone call, and that it wasn’t a priority for me,” she says. “I wasn’t being disrespectful. I was being a mom who was greeting the casket of her son coming home from war.”

She says that Senators Kennedy and Kerry called other family members to ask when it would be appropriate to contact her again.

Steve Kern, Stephany’s husband, heard Romney’s second and third messages:

He recalls Romney saying in one: “I’m a busy man.” He describes Romney’s tone as “disrespectful,” “antagonistic,” and “absolutely inappropriate to use on a Gold Star mother.”

Stop it! This is hard! I can’t call everyone, you know! I’m constantly running for office, for Pete’s sake!

America first! Support the troops!

So much for character and compassion, so much for caring about military families. Once a bully, always a bully. Of course, he’ll have Romnesia about all of this, and the GOP will blame President Obama.

H/t: Angie Coiro

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Cartoons of the Day- R.I.P. George McGovern

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Obituary here.
Via.

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Live Streaming Video- President Obama Speaks to the Press On Libya Tragedy 10:35a EST

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Neil Armstrong Has Died

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Sad, sad day. But what a wonderful life he led!

Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, died Saturday, weeks after heart surgery and days after his 82nd birthday.

Armstrong commanded the Apollo 11 spacecraft that landed on the moon on July 20, 1969, and he radioed back to Earth the historic news of “one giant leap for mankind.” He spent nearly three hours walking on the moon with fellow astronaut Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin.

Armstrong and hiw wife, Carol, married in 1999, made their home in the Cincinnati suburb of Indian Hill, but he had largely stayed out of public view in recent years.

He spoke at Ohio State University during a February event honoring fellow astronaut John Glenn and the 50th anniversary of Glenn becoming the first American to orbit the Earth. In May, Armstrong joined Gene Cernan, the last man to walk on the moon, at Pensacola Naval Air Station in Florida to support the opening of The National Flight Academy, which aims to teach math and science to kids through an aviation-oriented camp.

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