The fundraising efforts by Republicans for the 2016 elections are not going well. At least not yet. As the Los Angeles Times puts it, GOP donors say "they are surprised that their phones haven't been ringing." But the party claims its focus is on winning the Senate, so no worries. They're good. All is well. Never mind their lousy candidates and abysmal platform. Wait, they have a platform? Coulda fooled me. No wonder their fundraising is hitting a snag.
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush is holding off on a decision whether to run, and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is pinned down by investigations into his administration, delaying any moves to lock down donors. Sen. Rand Paul is among the most organized of the would-be candidates but lacks natural ties to establishment donors. The rest of the candidates are still viewed as the second string, making their future organizing efforts more important but more difficult as well. That stands in stark contrast to the last two cycles, when Romney's campaign was already locking down state and regional finance organizations and lining up early donations. [...]
In 2016, Republican candidates' need to create a financial juggernaut may be even more important because of the potential fundraising machine that would be in the hands of Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton, were she to decide to run.
According to the ex-Romney finance chairman, 2016 candidates are concentrating more on midterm election nominees, helping them raise money for their races. But then, he goes on to say that he doesn't see "their own organizations developing."
What a cryin' shame.
Here's the part that managed to get my sleepy eyes to fully open as I read my morning paper: "But donors here said in interviews that there was no stampede in [Jeb Bush's] direction." Oh those wacky zany Bushes and their genetic repellant disorders.
Meanwhile, Gov. Chris "Who Moi?" Christie is reassuring everyone who nervously asks that no new information would come out in his little Bridgegate scandal. Fugetaboutit. He's good. All is well. No worries, laughed he. "You'll get over" your jitters. "It will be fine." It will? Because it sure isn't fine now, Gov. "Heartbroken."