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Iowa Sen. candidate smiles, says, "I'm going to use my Glock. To blow your balls off."


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The "Independent" candidate above is smiling because he's proud, proud, proud of himself for threatening to use his substitute penis Glock to "blow your balls off." Apparently his pretend penis doesn't want you to have a real one. What a guy.

One can't help but feel welcomed in by his warm, inviting style, what with that beckoning smile, sparkling tooth glint, and the gleaming deadly weapon he fondles so lovingly.

You can watch him strut his Glocky stuff in the nasty, sarcastic little campaign video below, in which he confuses having "balls" with having rational thoughts. He must have had a forgotten about all those innocent children (and adults) who have been negligently and/or intentionally Second Amendmented to death:



TPM (more at the link):

Iowa Independent Senate candidate Bob Quast has a new ad out in which he waves around a Glock gun and threatens to "blow your balls off."

The ad, tuned to cheery music, is called "#GotBalls Vote for Bob Quast" and features Quast, a long-shot candidate in the race, arguing about term limits and the Second Amendment. [...]

According to the Des Moines Register he was planning to run as a Democrat but was unable to get the necessary number of signatures to get on the ballot.

Allow me to be one of many to applaud Dems for having the presence of mind to not accept Bob Quast as a party member.


Video- Did Chris Christie misuse Sandy aid money?


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Big, looming GOP "ad blast" targeting Dems ends up being one measly $30 ad



Oh those whacky, zany Republicans and their big, boasty swagger. They're so presh, so totes adorbs, so... embarrassing. Just as Chris Christie gets off on bluster and throwing his weight around [insert joke here] (only to become accused of  "alleged" involvement in a growing scandal), so goes the RNC.

They've now blustered themselves right into LaughingstockLand. Again. Shrinkage alert!

Via the Anchorage Daily News:

The Republican National Committee announced Tuesday a fresh round in an expected torrent of campaign ads targeting Sen. Mark Begich and other Democrats for their part in the "lie of the year," an assurance that people could keep existing health coverage under the Affordable Care Act.

The ad blast turned out to be more of a sprinkle.

In Anchorage, a single radio ad aimed at Begich was set to air on a single station ... one time [...]

The total cost to the Republican National Committee for the Anchorage radio airtime? $30.

But there's always a bright side. At least top RNC employees weren't caught exchanging incriminating emails. And then feigning innocence and pointing fingers.



VIDEO: "Sen. Gridlock Mitch McConnell can't light the house on fire, then claim credit for putting it out."


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Mitch McConnell first has to win a primary against tea partier Matt Bevin, and if he does, he'll have to beat Alison Lundergan Grimes in order to remain in the Senate.

She's been ahead in the polls recently, in part because of McConnell's involvement in the GOP government shutdown, so poor old McTurtle has his shell hands full.

Don't mess with Alison, Mitch.

gop shutdown lundergan adCheck out her new ad:

Alison for Kentucky:

If you've read anything about Senator Gridlock Mitch McConnell's role in the government shutdown, then this new video from our campaign is a must see.

We won't stop until voters across Kentucky know the truth about Senator McConnell. So please, watch our video and then help us put it on the air and retire Mitch. Join Team Switch:

Together, we will make this campaign a success.

Please donate if you can. If you do, and she wins, that means you will have helped rid the U.S. Senate of Mitch McConnell.

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