By GottaLaff
In a previous post, I had said that Sam the Fake Plumber was campaigning for J Sid McCain. That was wrong.
He likes anti-tax rallies, not McCain. Why, he won’t tolerate so much as a penny going toward the evil taxes that pay for things Americans need and use:
PHOENIX – Joe the Plumber [...] led a rally against Proposition 100, the proposed 1-cent sales tax. [...]
“They like to blame somebody else for their shortcomings. They like to say well, we have to raise taxes because we misspent our money here… we can’t do it anymore,” says Joe the Plumber, whose real name is Samuel Wurzelbacher.
Here’s the correction:
Joe the Plumber says he no longer endorses McCain.
What will J Sid ever do without the strong following Sam the Faker has? Oh that’s right. He doesn’t have one.
Samuel Joe Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber from the 2008 presidential campaign, used part of his speech to criticize the federal government and urge the estimated 150 attendees to get behind “good” candidates in the fall elections. Earlier, he told reporters that he was not being paid for his Arizona appearance and that he was attending the Ax the Tax rally to help educate people about issues.
“I’m here to try to generate excitement and get people involved,” Wurzelbacher said.
Same the Faker is there to educate, generate, and involve. How exactly can someone with very little brain, following, or charisma do that again? Anyone?
There is one thing he can do, however… and that is, hop a bus:
He also is participating in the Tea Party Express, a bus tour that kicks off today in Searchlight, Nev., home of Senate Majority Leader , D-Nev. En route to its destination in Washington, D.C., the express will stop Sunday in Phoenix at the state Capitol.
Why, that’s today! Why, that’s the very event that MSNBC salivated over for hours this morning! Why, Sam the Faker has found a niche! Er, another niche. He’s extremely niche-riche.
However there is one niche he’s no fan of at all. Not Joe the Not Plumber back in February:
“I think his [Obama's] ideology is un-American, but he’s one of the more honest politicians. At least he told us what he wanted to do.” And Wurzelbacher also had common-sense views on the crazies who dispute Obama’s nationality and compare him to Hitler. “The birthers, the truthers — if people are trying to bunch them [with tea partiers], that would kill us. That just pushes away Democrats and independents who might come out for our cause otherwise.”
Nah, what’s going to “kill” you are the extreme Tea Baggeritude, lack of focus on real issues, infighting, competition with the GOP, racism, irrationality, hostility, mob mentality, costumes, crazy hats, and the sheer group eccentricity.
Come to think of it, Orly Taitz and the birther gang pretty much fit right in.
H/t: VNDNBRG