I. Love. This. Guy:
Some jerk sent us two boxes of this awful book (SPOILER ALERT: George Washington - Patriot; George Soros - Pinhead) instead of anything soldiers at a remote outpost in Afghanistan might need, like, say, food or soap. Just burned the whole lot of them on my Commander’s orders.
Those words come by way of Everqueer, a blog by a soldier serving in Afghanistan. If you link over you'll see the "before" photo.
Here's a 2010 video of Bill-O letting everyone in on his generosity while making sure to get his book out to the troops in time for another barbecue:
It could have been worse. He could have sent them loofahs.