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Jindal Bells

Posted by lwdgrfx 
· Tuesday, February 26th, 2013 at 7:05 pm 
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Another guest post by our friend David Garber. Please read more about him at the end of this post.

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It’s never too soon to start getting into the festive, holiday, cheery mood when you’re a Republican.

It’s never too soon to start getting into the festive, holiday, cheery mood when you’re a Republican. They’re spreading their sequester cheer already with the GOP’s favorite crooner, Bobby Jindal, singing his new single, “Jindal Bells.”

Dashing through the states
In a multi-mission sleigh
taking away our votes
Laughing all the way
Severing public aid
ruining peoples lives
What fun it is to laugh and sing
and slap each other “high fives.”

Oh, bungled bills, bungled bills
Bungled every day
Whatever we trusted Congress to do
they screwed up every way.
Unemployment, women’s rights
and immigration too,
Oh, what fun to ruin our lives
Legislating directly against you.

A year or so ago
they took us for a ride
The 2011 budget bill
That makes us want to hide.
The sequester is most lean and lank
Misfortune seems its lot
We’re heading into a concocted bind
That’s putting us in a spot.

Oh, bungled bills, bungled bills
bungled all the way
Boehner, McConnell, and Mr. Cantor
What more is there to say?
Bungled bills, bungled biils
bungled all the way
Now we have to survive some cuts
because they refuse to play.

Bungled bills, Bungled bills
Bungle every way
The GOP and it’s leadership
caused this awful fray.
Now they try to blame,
All but them, they say
Oh, what fun it is to hope
the GOP will fade away

Bungled Bills, bungled bills
bungled all the way.
now we see the GOP
And pray they go away. Hey!

Sequester cheers, everyone!

For the past 25 years, David Garber has been serving as the show runner and or writer on some of television’s biggest hits… Saved By The Bell, Power Rangers, 227, Bill Cosby Show and many other network series. His writing and producing have also netted David two very prestigious awards:the PRISM AWARD and the TV CRITICS AWARD – TV SPECIAL OF THE YEAR. Currently he’s authoring a short story series called “A Few Minutes With…” davidgarber                                                                                 

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VIDEO- Michele Bachmann: “It’s not for me to state” whether the president is an American citizen or not

Posted by GottaLaff 
· Thursday, February 17th, 2011 at 9:34 am 
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Comedian Freddie Prinze’s signature line on the old TV series “Chico and the Man”, as well as in his stand-up routine, was, “Eez not my job man!” It got a laugh every time.

In a previous post, John Boehner was quoted as saying, “It’s not my job to tell the American people what to think” when asked by David Gregory about why it isn’t his responsibility to stand up to the ignorance of some American’s regarding President Obama’s citizenship.

Eez not my job man.

We’re not laughing.

Michele Bachmann was equally irresponsible and typically inane as she did her best Freddie Prinze impression:

“That isn’t for me to state, that’s for the president to state,” the Republican congresswoman from Minnesota and Tea Party favorite said on ABC’s “Good Morning America” when asked about lingering doubts among some Americans that the president was not born in the United States.

“When the president makes his statements, I think they need to stand for their own,” Bachmann also said when asked if she believed the president’s own contentions that he was, in fact, born in the United States.

I can’t bring myself to comment on the rest of Bachmann’s ramblings in this video. It’s too early in the morning for me to censor myself.

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VIDEO- John Boehner’s easy way out: “It’s not my job to tell the American people what to think.”

Posted by GottaLaff 
· Sunday, February 13th, 2011 at 1:09 pm 
· 3 Comments 

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Today John Boehner said he believes Americans have a right to think that President Obama is not an American citizen and a Christian, if they so choose.

“It’s not my job to tell the American people what to think.”

Yes, they have the right to think whatever they want. Of course, that isn’t the point at all, and he knows it. Nobody is asking him to “tell” anyone “what to think”. But you know what might be the more responsible, patriotic thing to do? Put all those nasty lies to rest about the president of the entire United States of America, because he’s not just the president of Democrats and/or rational, reasonable Americans.

Then again, I guess it’s easier to squirm around with sleazy, non-answers in order to insure a few extra votes than it is to have a little integrity.

Let’s put this question to The Boehner:  If wave after wave of ludicrous, yet stubborn, lies about you persisted, would you have the same passive attitude? Or would you prefer that someone with the power to squelch those lies get out there and set the his clearly (willfully?) ignorant supporters straight?

If your way is more preferable, let’s run with this then, shall we?

“Hey, if they want to believe John Boehner is someone who cheats on his wife, who am I to say he isn’t?”  Is that okay by you, Speaker? Fine. Then I’ll feel free to spread that story around, or at least tacitly approve it by refusing to insist that it’s just rumor.  Until someone proves otherwise–and even if they don’t– I’ll do nothing to correct the record except to say, “Hey, I believe that Boehner believes that he’s not a two-timing cheat, but who am I to tell anyone what to think?”

One more thing: If it’s not his job to tell Americans what to think, then it’s also not his job to tell those Americans who have a uterus what to do with it.

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Republican Sexcapade-O’-The-Day: Boehner edition

Posted by GottaLaff 
· Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011 at 10:07 am 
· 3 Comments 

And now, amid all the turmoil in the world, a moment of salacious levity during which double entendres abound!  Insert Boehner joke here.

See what I mean?

But enough about family values.

For more details, please visit Joe My God and Boy Culture. Here’s the teaser (no pun):

Hint: Apparently, The Boehner was lobbied.

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