Photo via CBS News’ Sarah Boxer. H/t: Livewire.

Donald Trump is throwing Ann Romney a birthday party-slash-fundraiser that could rake in $600,000 for Willard’s campaign.

Of course, no Romney can be satisfied with just one birthday fundraiser. Guests will be asked to fork out the big bucks again at a Big Do for Ann that’s being hosted by the former Nixon/Bush/McCain employee who was arrested for barbecuing a dog.

Who needs birthday presents when 297537 of your closest friends can shell out cash?

Don’t the Romney’s have the best pals ever? Oh, did I forget to mention that very special chum who Willard says has “been fun getting to know,” Ted Nugent? That would be the very same chum who the Secret Service is investigating.

The Romneys sure know how to pick ‘em. Then again, they’ve never had the best judgment. Their poor dog Seamus was proof of that.

Have a marvelous birthday, Ann. Let them eat cake.

Photo credit: Chronicle of the Horse

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