My dear friend and mentor, Cliff Schecter, has a new post up; Cliff has given me permission to share his work with you, so I’ll give you the latest edition of what I call Cliff Notes.
He skewers better than a chef at Smokey Joe’s BBQ. He has comedic insights that rival those of our mutual friend, the hilarious Lizz Winstead. He’s sharper than the point on Sarah Palin’s pin head.
Here are a few excerpts from his latest, with permission. Please read the whole thing, because he has way more than I’ve included here. He explains why DC bipartisanship, as opposed to real outside the Beltway bipartisanship, should be taken to task for it's warped values and how it repeatedly fails us and promotes evil and stupid people, while ignoring important things.
It's a must-read. Here are bits and pieces that don't do it justice. Please, link over for the entire post:
Bipartisan is just so darn cool. It's hip! It's now! It's Rand Paul's talking filibuster [...] Or, and I'm just thinking aloud here, perhaps when that word is uttered in Washington there is only once choice to be made: Run.
Because you see, there is actually bipartisanship that makes sense. It is all over the US. It will tell you that over 90 percent of the American public thinks there should be a 3-minute background checks before you purchase a combat weapon that can dismember kindergarten-aged kids, that the minimum wage should surpass that of Heilongjiang Province and that marriage equality is a concept long overdue.
But that is not the bipartisanship that exists in Washington... It's the variety that just gave us the 10-year anniversary of the tragedy in Iraq and rewarded Condoleezza Rice of the "smoking gun", "mushroom cloud" and "what does 'Bin Laden determined to attack in US' mean" with a new role as a political analyst on CBS - as if she can figure out day in and day out how to tie her shoes.
That's bipartisanship DC style. It ignored Columbine, Virginia Tech, Aurora, Trayvon Martin and finally got around to thinking we have a gun problem after grotesque inaction reached its logical conclusion, with 20 six and seven year olds mowed down like cattle in their classroom. [...]
Spawn of the dead, Liz Cheney, is close buds with key DC media gatekeepers - so by all means let's have her on the Sunday shows even though she's a cretinous dolt whose father is so evil - he's literally burned through something like four hearts by now.
A recent Sunday morning talk-show lineup resembled a chain gang, with Ralph Reed, onetime Jack Abramoff water boy, Tony Perkins... alongside the Ku Klux Klan and the NRA's Wayne LaPierre... Because being right-wing, malevolent and wrong is an actual career advancement plan in Washington!
Cliff Schecter is an author, pundit and public relations strategist whose firm Libertas, LLC handles media relations for political, corporate and non-profit clients.
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President Obama said that the United States does not face an “immediate crisis in terms of debt," and Republicans are twisting that to mean that he's dismissing the debt the way the GOP dismisses the truth. If they had their way, we'd be changing our motto to "In austerity we trust."
John Boehner went on the Tee Vee Machine and said that the debt crisis is “looming,” but agreed that it wasn't “immediate.”
Nor is there a great deal of evidence to back up Boehner’s distinction between an “immediate” and “looming” debt crisis. The long-term projections of mounting debt he and other D.C. lawmakers rely on are in fact riddled with dramatic assumptions and uncertainties about the future behavior of both Congress and the economy.
Martha Raddatz interviewed Boehner on ABC's This Week. Here's a snippet:
Aww, did you hear that? There was a Moment of Fuzzy followed by a Moment of Trust followed by a Moment of Agreement... followed by many Moments of Same Old Thing:
Where's your trust level with the president?
We have a very good relationship. We're open with each other, we're honest with each other...
So do you trust President Obama?
Absolutely. There's no issue there.
...How long do we have to solve our [debt] problem?
...It's not an immediate problem.
...So you agree with the president on that.
Of course, right after that "yes," Boehner became less agreeable. Wouldn't want to be too bipartisan, now would we?
"John McCain has been the glue in our group," oozed Chuck Schumer at the
Mutual Admiration Society gathering BIPARTISAN press conference on immigration reform.
As I tweeted earlier, let the jokes begin.
And of course, we can be assured that good ol' self-promoting McCain will be on every Sunday talk show... again. After all, he needs to stay relevant, and besides, we just can't get enough of him.
Oh, but I kid John Sidney McCain.
Here is the BIPARTISAN proposal. Did I mention it was BIPARTISAN?
And why do I keep using caps when I type the B word? Because at the presser, they must have used it a million times. Okay, not a million, a thousand.
In fact, it's so BIPARTISAN that Rep. Marsha Blackburn immediately appeared on MSNBC to declare her opposition to "amnesty."
I'll post the entire video here when it becomes available.
Here are two videos that add up to the entire presser:
In an interview with WABC's Aaron Klein, Republican Senator James Inhofe voiced his opposition to Chuck Hagel as President Obama's nominee for Secretary of Defense. Why is he so against a fellow Republican? Well, duh! Because Hagel's a fellow Republican.
If that's not typical GOP "logic" I don't know what is.
"I like Chuck Hagel ..." Inhofe said. "But philosophically he is right along with Obama and I can see Obama saying, 'Well here is a conservative Republican former senator who agrees with me on all this so this is bipartisan.' Well I don't want that label of bipartisanship to follow on all of his policy toward North Korea, Syria, Iran and even Egypt. So I am very much concerned about giving him that added impetus to do the things that I think are destroying America."
So bipartisanship-- Obama wanting to work with a Republican, nominating a Republican to a position of power-- would destroy America. Got it.
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