via Real Clear Politics.com

Pat Buchanan has left the MSNBC building. All together now: Awww.

Not.

And as the door hopefully hits him on the way out, he’s throwing a Poor Little Me/Blame Those Icky Libruls tantrum:

After 10 enjoyable years, I am departing, after an incessant clamor from the left that to permit me continued access to the microphones of MSNBC would be an outrage against decency, and dangerous.

The calls for my firing began almost immediately with the Oct. 18 publication of Suicide of a Superpower: Will America Survive to 2025?? A group called Color of Change, whose mission statement says that it “exists to strengthen Black America’s political voice,” claimed that my book espouses a “white supremacist ideology.” Color of Change took particular umbrage at the title of Chapter 4, “The End of White America.” [...]

If my book is racist and anti-Semitic, how did Sean Hannity, Erin Burnett, Judge Andrew Napolitano, Megyn Kelly, Lou Dobbs, and Ralph Nader miss that?  [...]

[M]y four-months’ absence from MSNBC and now my departure represent an undeniable victory for the blacklisters… I know these blacklisters. They operate behind closed doors, with phone calls, mailed threats, and off-the-record meetings. They work in the dark because, as Al Smith said, nothing un-American can live in the sunlight.

Oh geez, no wonder I’ve had trouble typing this post! I nearly forgot to turn on the light in my dark evil dungeon of an office after I mailed a threat, made some clandestine phone calls, and held off-the-record meetings with my fellow blacklisters.

Uncle Pat found me out!

Now why would we un-American types want to get Buchanan off the airwaves? Oh that’s right (scroll).