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Conservative comedy: "So 20,000 illegals sneak into a bar..."

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I don't know how Garry Trudeau does it, day after day, week after week, year after year. But he does. He takes the best, funniest, most painfully effective swipes at those who deserve them. He does that better than just about anyone in the funny papers. He rarely misses. Trudeau, IMHO, is the Jon Stewart of comic strips, even when I don't agree with him, just as I sometimes disagree with Stewart. Today he hits his target... again. His Sunday "Doonesbury" skewers what he calls "conservative comedy", demonstrating what an oxymoron that phrase is.

And while spotlighting conservatives' substandard sense of funny, Trudeau manages to illuminate the sad fact that they still get laughs... inadvertently. Remember the ClusterFox epic fail at a Daily Show rip-off, "The 1/2 Hour News Hour"? Painful. We aren't laughing with them, we are laughing at them.

And while making that point, Trudeau makes an even bigger one. He calls out their bigotry and prejudice, whether it's aimed at "hippies" or "wetbacks." Considering the GOP House immigration bill fiasco, this episode's timing couldn't have been better. Say it with me: Gotta laugh or you cry.

Take it away, Mr. Trudeau:

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James Carville: “Running for president is like sex." Well, not exactly.

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Because, you know, we just haven't beaten this dead horse long enough.

Via Maureen Dowd's column, "Can We Get Hillary Without the Foolery?":

It’s such a silly question. Of course Hillary is running. I’ve never met a man who was told he could be president who didn’t want to be president. So naturally, a woman who’s told she can be the first commandress in chief wants to be.

Running for president is like sex,” James Carville told me. “No one ever did it once and forgot about it.

But enough about Hillary. We have president/sex snarkitude to indulge in:

1. If running for president is like sex, then it's clear that a whole lot of candidates are in dire need of Viagra.

2. Memorable, sure. But pleasurable? Team Romney, your thoughts?

3. Wait. We all know Carville knows a thing or two about presidential campaigns. He's never had forgettable sex? (Bygones)

Via the L.A. Times

Via the L.A. Times

4. If running for president was like sex for George W. Bush (pass the brain bleach), that explains why he screwed the country.

5. Is there a morning after pill?

6. Or mirth control?

7. Why are we the ones who need protection?

8. Running for president is like sex, huh? To Republicans, more like a one blight stand.

9. Yet so many anti-choice Republicans have aborted campaigns.

10. If a candidate feels pressured into running, is it "legitimate" sex?

11. And if a candidate pulls out early... ?

I could go on forever. I'm done now. Your turn.

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John McCain's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Joke

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Remember when John McCain thought this was funny?

It wasn't. It wasn't funny.

Again-- and I say this as someone who has performed and taught comedy for years-- if your audience isn't laughing, it's not funny. If you have to explain yourself, it's not funny.

What's that old saying? If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. Or a tasteless joke.

But that doesn't stop Cranky McLowbrow.

Via First Read:

Always one to speak -- or Tweet -- his mind, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) Monday made a joke comparing Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to a monkey, something one Republican congressman charged was “racist.”

I retort, you deride:

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What a knee-slapper, huh? He sure knows how to turn a phrase. And Senator Undiplomatic had the nerve to rip into Chuck Hagel? Then again, war-monger McCain would do just about anything to provoke Iran.

When people responded with disgust, here was his thoughtful, sensitive reply:

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Which brought this accusation of racism from Michigan congressman Rep. Justin Amash:

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His feeble attempts at humor are already pretty wizened, Rep. Amash.

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VIDEO: The worst jokes ever, courtesy of very unfunny Republicans at the RNC convention

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Via.

Don't quit your day jobs.

On second thought, do quit your day jobs. You're lousy at those, too.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz on Hardball just now:

"The joke is, apparently, that Mike Huckabee is unfamiliar with the voice of a strong woman."

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