Psst! Voters! (Those of you who can still vote, that is) Have a look at what Darrell Issa said to Rep. Elijah Cummings:
I'm always shocked when the ranking member seems to want to say, like a little boy whose hand has been caught in a cookie jar, 'What hand? What cookie?' I've never said it leads to the White House.
The latest hearing on the Internal Revenue Service's scrutiny of tea party and other groups turned heated Thursday, with House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) comparing his Democratic counterpart, ranking member Elijah Cummings, to a "little boy."
The testy exchange came after Cummings, a 62-year-old African-American congressman from Baltimore, challenged past insinuations by Republicans that the White House was behind the IRS targeting. Cummings was picking up on testimony from two IRS witnesses who both said they knew of no evidence of political motivations in the enhanced scrutiny, which also included some progressive groups.
Hey Darrell, not the best choice of words there, buddy. But you pretty much knew that, didn't you?
Hey GOP, how's that "“reinvention-y, reachy-outy” thing workin' for ya?
Romney lost. But Grothman wasn't the only one who said that out loud. Remember this? Pennsylvania House Majority Leader Mike Turzai (R), June 2012:
It is now July 17, 2013, and Think Progress has video of Pennsylvania’s GOP Chairman Rob Gleason telling Pennsylvania Cable Network earlier this week, the party “cut Obama by 5 percent” in 2012 and “probably Voter ID had helped a bit in that.”
Despite what Republican-run states have been trying to do to disenfranchise voters, there is virtually no voter fraud in America, and the laws target mainly Democratic voters. I've written about this over and over again.
Today’s guest post by the one, the only, Will Durst:
THE WRONGEST SIDE OF HISTORY
This week’s tale is a horror story about lessons learned by the GOP from the 2012 Presidential election. And those teachable moments are… nothing. Zero. Zip. Nada. Empty voids. “Hear the hollow roar of the Pod People. See them lash out at the unknown. Feel their blind terror of a future they don’t understand. It’s Son of the Bride of the Attack of the Robot Amnesiacs! Part 6.”
They say one sign of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. Which means it can’t be long before the entire Republican Party is institutionalized for their own safety shuffling around in shabby bathrobes popping a daily regimen of psychotropic pills in miniature Dixie Cups. Falling asleep during games of checkers. Which, admittedly, is redundant.
The contraction of the party into a hard white stone nugget the size of a peach pit is almost complete. Inclusion? Heresy! Generosity? Hah, we spit on your generosity! And fie on your benevolence. Compassion? Grace? Sympathy? Tolerance? More liberal plots solely designed to destroy the lives of decent God- fearing people. Just like science and education and the EPA.
Fueled by the fiery core of Tea Party Irregulars, the GOP futilely pursues an agenda intended to replicate a simpler time gone past. An imaginary simpler time gone past. Right now, from Texas to Wisconsin to Florida to North Dakota, coordinated efforts are rolling back anything that smells like a societal advance. Voting rights. The control of women over their own bodies. The freedom to marry any person you love. Equal access to health care. The Republicans are undergoing an overhaul to remake themselves the Party of the 50s. The 1750s.
These guys have assumed multiple positions so far on the wrong side of history they probably see dinosaurs chewing on extinct ferns in their back yards. Going to end up with La Brea tar pit fossils as their only friends. Their theme song- straight from the movie “Horsefeathers,” by Groucho Marx “Whatever it is, I’m against it.” Should really adopt the Wooly Mammoth to replace the elephant as their mascot. Maybe the Dodo Bird.
Furthermore, the stated plans of John Boehner’s House majority now involve slowing down immigration reform. Of course, “slowing down” is simply another euphemism for “getting rid of.” “Termination with extreme prejudice.” “Buried so deep in committee, you wouldn’t be able to find it with a thousand Klieg Lights and a molecular microscope.” Not hard to imagine the next order of business is to mandate American housewives wash their clothes in the creek.
One fact never addressed, their record- not really one to write home about. Unless your home is on Failure Avenue. Stubborn Street. Recalcitrant Road. Cantankerous Court. Wayward Way. Think about it. Conservatives have opposed every, single, major advancement in human rights over the last 200 years. Freeing the slaves. Women getting the vote. Minimum wage. Child labor laws. Medicare. Social Security. ObamaCare. Miniskirts. Arugula. Jazz.
So that’s their back-to-the-future track. Morphing into the modern equivalent of the Whig Party. The sepia-toned, Sansabelt-slacks wearing, Tin Pan Alley listening, rabbit-ears adjusting, blacksmithing, coal-powered, buggy-whipped, daguerreotype party. Sitting all by themselves in an outhouse with a Sears catalogue and black and white dreams of separate but equal water fountains as only their companions.
Psst! Heritage Foundation: THIS is what a "mandate" looks like:
Tea baggers are mad at the Mitt Romney who didn't "articulate" conservatism distinctly enough for them. They much prefer "severely conservative" Mitt, but you know how Willard is. One minute he sounds like he's so far to the right that even Allen West would be proud to support him, but the next he Etch A Sketches himself into a moderate corner. Until the next minute when he flips back into self-deportation mode.
During the primary, he was Personhood Guy. He reeked of rightie ideology. He communicated in Teabagese. But as of Debate Number One, he was Moderate Mitt. What's a tea party-er to do?
They vowed to wage a war to put the Tea Party in charge of the Republican Party by the time it nominates its next presidential candidate.
“The battle to take over the Republican Party begins today and the failed Republican leadership should resign,” said Richard Viguerie, a top activist and chairman of ConservatieHQ.com.
He said the lesson on Romney’s loss to President Obama on Tuesday is that the GOP most “never again” nominate a “a big government established conservative for president.”
Jenny Beth Martin of Tea Party Patriots ... described Romney as a “weak, moderate candidate hand-picked by the country club elite Republican establishment.”
Did they not see who was defeated last night? Todd Akin. Richard Mourdock. Allen West. Did they not see who won? Elizabeth Warren. Alan Grayson. Sherrod Brown.
Do they not yet see that their narrow-minded, nasty, bigoted, self-righteous, hypocritical, catastrophic policies are bad for this country, for their own party? Clearly they don't.
Jenny Beth Martin declared, “This is not the death of the Tea Party." Richard Viguerie pledged, “Tea Partiers will take over the Republican party in the next four years."
Hey Jenny Beth and Richard-- That sound you hear is reality trying to knock down your door.
And now these extremists are collectively swearingtogod that they'll pressure Republicans in Congress to refuse to compromise (again), because, you know, backwards has worked out so well for them.
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