"Mitt Romney... will finally put this country back on the path to the zombie apocalypse... true insolvency and chaos."
"He's not afraid to face a ravening, grasping hoard of subhumans, because that's how he sees poor people already!"
"If Mitt takes office, sooner or later the zombies will come for all of us!"
Still undecided? Think about the future.
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