Oh, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. You've written a book to "save" Christmas. That is mighty "white" of you with all of your other pressing issues and cares. You thought about little Lord Jesus and his birthday.
What, you didn't know Christmas was Jesus's birthday? Then what part of Christmas are you saving in your book? Wowzers, we must really be missing the big picture. We should be so glad we've got you.
Where did you get the time? Just being a mother of a special needs child alone could exhaust a normal, healthy woman. Oops, I guess I just made the mistake of lumping you in with normal, healthy women. After all, you're 'Super Sarah', Caribou Barbie, the half-Baked Alaskan. Is it true you've got those little sugarplum fairies dancing away in your head? Are they twerking, perhaps?
With all that you have on your plate, today you made time to visit with Matt Lauer and share your other infinite wisdom about your first passion, (quitting) politics. Well, maybe not the quitting part -- yet. But the light you shed on Obamacare, Chris Christie and the non-tea party membership of the GOP is indescribable. Therefore, I won't even chance it for risk of putting a price on priceless: