Lauren Mayer: "I Didn't Come From Your Rib - You Came From My Vagina''



Lauren Mayer is a singer/songwriter/pianist who writes comedy songs about everything from Supreme Court decisions to the Kardashians. She proudly supports leftist causes including equal pay, reproductive choice, fair minimum wage, addressing climate change, and marriage equality.
Note: Check out Lauren's CDs, including her latest, "If My Uterus Were A Gun (And Other Musical Rants From The News)" - available at "" as well as on iTunes and Amazon. Her website is She's on Twitter at @laurenscomedy
Lauren's podcasts are on IndieMediaWeekly.
Don't Miss Lauren and Scott's Upcoming Cabaret Show: "Coast To Coast with Scott Grinthal & Lauren Mayer"
Sept. 11 & 12, Society Cabaret, San Francisco
And be sure to listen to her podcast: "Musical Mayhem w/Lauren Mayer"
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  • paullwolborsky

    I knew something was irreversibly wrong when a Zombie Congressman at a Forced Ultrasound hearing suggested swallowing a tiny camera would be a wonderful way to show the baby in the tummy.

    And then when he went home, he went straight to his Google-thingie and tried to find out how babies are actually made, but couldn't find the instructions, so he asked some of his 13 children to explain the birds & the bees to him, and then he burned down his home and is now in hiding somewhere in Alabama with lots of guns & Dynamite & tobacco & Bibles & his personal hooch as he ponders the next move in his political career. Ok, I made that up.