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K. C. Boyd, is the author of Being Christian - A Novel,: A black comedy guaranteed to take you on a wild and frightening ride deep into the dark side of the religious right. It is available on Amazon in multiple formats.

She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state.  You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

Your Weekly Upchucks: The place where religion meets your rights

The Weekly Upchuck December 7, 2014

Abortion, Contraception And Women’s Rights

  • I Choose To Upchuck: Alabama Anti-Choicers Want to Regulate Abortion Clinics Like Sex Predators
  • Consequences Chuck: In Senegal, women kill own babies due to strict abortion laws
  • Sophisticated Ka-Ka: The Highly Sophisticated Group That’s Quietly Making It Much Harder To Get An Abortion

Christian Nation

  • It Stops Here Chuck: No, Clerks Don’t Have a Religious Right to Deny Marriage Licenses to Gay Couples
  • Billious Buckeyes: Ohio bill would permit religious expression “before, during and after school hours

Creationism

  • Risible Poop: Creationist claims that dragon myths are derived from human encounters with dinosaurs
  • Prehistoric Ka-Ka: Trial for ‘Dr. Dino’ moved to January

 

Education

Educational Effluvia: Racism and the Charter School Movement: Unveiling the Myths

The World According To Texas. Hurl: Did the Founding Fathers Really Turn to Moses for Inspiration?

Barfin’ Barton: “Having been confronted over the use of false quotes, David Barton was forced to acknowledge their illegitimacy.”

Reflux Chux: New York Student Gets OK to Start Christian Club ‘Dare to Believe’ After She Was Told It Would Be Illegal

Hate-Ham In My Upchuck: Texas Public School Teaching Kids That Jews Practice ‘Flawed Religion’ and that Blacks Are ‘Descended from Ham’

 

End Times, Israel And John Hagee

  • Messianic Upchuck: How world wars begin: 50 rabbis call for storming the Aqsa platform
  • Time To End Upchuck: Megachurch pastor says: End Times Are Here and Began With the Re-Establishment of Israel
  • Because Hagee Upchux: Strict Rules And The Ten Commandments Would Have Prevented Unrest In Ferguson
  • Bibi’s Shonda: Bibi is none but a shonda fur die goyim — a disgrace in the eyes of the world
  • Up The Chuck: No news here: Peres: There will be no peace or security with Netanyahu

Fifty Shades Of Hate

  • Henry, John And Chuck: Fox News and the American Family Association May Own It, but Henry Ford and the John Birch Society Started the “War on Christmas”
  • It’s About The Hate-Chuck: There is a systemic, manufactured religious war going on in America. It’s passed down through families and churches. It’s exploited by “family values” spouting politicians
  • Ku Klux Chux: Texas school official who posted KKK ‘white Christmas’ image on Facebook: I’m not racist
  • Inovking The Upchuck: ‘Hitlerian’ Obama Using Ferguson To ‘Turn Our Cities Into Powder Kegs That Will Explode’
  • What God Chuck? Pastor Promises ‘AIDS-Free World By Christmas’ If We ‘Execute The Homos Like God Recommends’
  • Gushing Spew: How Right-Wing Evangelicals Stigmatize the Mentally Ill
  • Lock Up This Upchcker: Death to Obama; Death to “Homos”; What’s Next?
  • Evil Upchuck: Sandy Rios: Chokehold Victim Eric Garner ‘Knew The Drill’

 

Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad

  • The Loons Are A’ Howlin’, The Pastor’s A-Pukin’: Pastor blames Noah’s flood on homosexuality, which he says “causes the land to actually vomit out its inhabitants”
  • Circling The Universe And Landing On Planet Bonkers: Tom Cruise studying to be Scientology co-leader
  • Emotionally Stunted Hurl: Bill Donohue says non-religious people are probably insane so he’ll pay for their much-needed therapy

 

If Media Is The Message

  • Puker, The Eighth Dwarf! Fox Bogusly Accuses Disney Of Being Anti-God
  • They Came, They Saw, They Hurled: Barber And Staver Blame Ferguson Unrest On Obama And Secular Government
  • Lions And Tigers And Atheists Oh Chuckiest: Religious Conservatives Freak Out Over Atheist Christmas Billboard

Politics Nation

  • Giving Good Chuck: Dear Evangelicals: You’re Being Had
  • Frothy Spew: Separation Of Church And State A Communist Idea, Not An American One
  • Bring On The Lions Chuckles: Let the ’16 Christian Olympic Games begin: Rick Perry Getting Ready to Inflict Himself on America in 2016
  • Bring ‘Em On II: LOOPY GOP (Christer) CANDIDATES ENTER THE FIELD. LET THE FUN BEGIN.
  • Christer At The Door: Far-Right Firebrand Ted Cruz Cozies Up to Casino Kingpin Sheldon Adelson and NY Billionaires
  • Bottom Feeder: Ben Carson stands by comparison of U.S. to Nazi Germany
  • Huckabee, Chuckabee: HUCKABEE: OBAMA WANTS TO HANG WITH THUGS AND BANGERS AT WHITE HOUSE

Religion Gone Bad

  • Fo’ Real Chuck: Scum Of The Earth Church?Scandal
  • Poop-De-Doop: Forget Jesus & Eternal Life: No Tithe, No Burial: Pastor Refuses to Bury 93-Year-Old Parishioner /
  • Ça Va Chuck: Atheist Christmas Billboards Spark Controversy
  • Oy. Oy. Oy. Oy. Chuck: Besties? Pope Francis and the Koch Bros Love and Serve the Poor Together
  • Tea Poopy: “Look at the Tea Party: Some of the angriest, most hateful people on earth, and they’re backed by what they think is Scripture”
  • Papal Smear: The Pope Has A Message For Christian Fundamentalists: You’re No Better Than ISIS
  • Things Are Getting Hairy Chuck: “Vigilantes of Christendom,” The Christian Terrorist Movement No One Wants To Talk About
  • Lands In Poop: “GOD’S LOBBYIST“ STEPS DOWN, BUT NOT OUT OF THE CULTURE WARS
  • Deep Dark Catholic Vomit: Catholic League: We Are Like ISIS Victims!
  • Zealous Vomit: 9 Ways Christian Zealots Ruin America

 

Same Sex Issues

  • U Ganda Be Kidding Chuck: Top Uganda Lawmaker: Foreigners Adopt Kids To Recruit Them Into Homosexuality
  • Urgently Upchucked: Breaking: Michigan House Passes Religious ‘License To Discriminate’ Bill
  • We Gather Together To Upchuck: GOP Lawmaker: Thanksgiving Reminds Us To Oppose Gay Rights
  • Swagified Poop-Chuck: Donnie Swaggart declared that gay activists would publicly behead Christians in America if they could get away with it, and Swaggart’s ministry immediately got it yanked from YouTube. Here it is.

Scandal

  • Peeping Mikveh-Chickveh: Rabbi Freundel, accused of using hidden camera to watch women in mikveh, fired from synagogue,
  • Is That A Monocular On Your Head Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? DC synagogue fires rabbi in ‘Peeping Tom’ case
  • Per Usual, Do As WE Say, Not As We Spew: Jehovah’s Witnesses under fire from former congregants who say child sex abuse was hushed
  • Situational Spew: Damn those family values. Newly-Elected Tea Party Rep. Indicted For Burglary, Theft
  • Damn That Dodgy 6th: Vicar, daughter held after baby’s death
  • Dodgy 6th II: Christian athletes charged with murder after homeowner kills accomplice in burglary attempt
  • Thou Shalt Not Adulter With AIDS On Thine Sheath: Pastor Juan McFarland Barred From Church After AIDS, Adultery Scandal

Science – Or Not

Supremes And Lower Courts

  • Klink, Klank, Klunck-Chunck: A former Navy chaplain who is praying for the death of Americans United’s Executive Director Barry W. Lynn isn’t faring so well in court.
  • Scrotal Danger: The Supreme Court Will Decide If A Woman Has The Right To Work While Pregnant
  • Scrotally Yours Encore: Liberty Counsel is taking its fight against New Jersey’s ban on “ex-gay” therapy all the way to the Supreme Court.

 

War On Christmas

  • Balls: Relax, the War on Christmas Is Over. Christmas Won, Again
  • Son Of A Bi . . . ll: Franklin Graham says that the “War on Christmas” is the work of the Devil
  • Who Really Needs The Shrink Here? O’Reilly Hosts Psychotherapists To Diagnose “Sadistic” War On Christmas
  • Ugh. Gag me: The Right’s 100 Years of Touting a ‘War on Christmas’
  • Frankly Puking: So. Wow. Franklin Graham: US Is Waging ‘War on Christmas & ‘War on Christ’ Over ‘Hatred’ of Christian

 

Antidotes

  • Oklahoma school district has announced that it will not implement a new Bible curriculum that was the subject of a scathing report from the Texas Freedom Network Education Fund this past June.
  • Woot Woot! D.C. bans gay conversion therapy of minors
  • If you can call it an antidote: IN WAKE OF ERIC GARNER CASE, SOUTHERN BAPTIST LEADER RIPS RACISM IN THE CHURCH
  • Surprising indeed: Ron Paul: Evangelicals Who Support War Are Inconsistent With Christ’s Teachings

Supreme Court Allows Same-Sex Marriages to Proceed in South Carolina

  • Federal judge slaps down Kansas creationist lawsuit claiming evolution a ‘religious belief’

 

 

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