Retailer: "If we can minimize the humans in our company, then we prefer that."

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Unemployment continues to be a problem in this country, despite the recent good news and drop in the jobless rate to 6.1 percent. But there is at least one retailer who is apparently shrugging off and/or disregarding our nation's jobless situation. The retailer in question happens to be from-- le ahem-- Beverly Hills, California.

In today's Los Angeles Times, there's a lengthy article about how U.S. vending machines are on the upswing. And by upswing, they're not just talking quantity, but also quality. Vending machines are movin' on up(scale), and retailer after retailer is reaping the benefits. And the profits.

Even if it means laying off the very consumers who need work so they can, you know, keep consuming.

At first glance, burrito-spewing vending machines didn't seem like a bad idea. Nor did caviar-to-go. Yes, caviar. To go. From vending machines. Pardon moi, "automated boutiques." Food on the run is a convenience that is addicting to those who are short on time. So, sure, why not expand the roll of coin-operated machines that serve fast-food sandwiches, cupcakes, and pizzas? And caviar. All that easy access sounded okay to yours truly... until I read this:

After closing her Beverly Hills store in 2010, Stern began looking into vending machines. Her company typically sells to grocery stores and restaurants but wanted direct access to customers, too. [...]

The machines now pull in 10% of the company's total sales. The boutiques send emails when supplies are low and can also be remotely operated via smartphone to help shoppers who run into problems.

"If we can minimize the humans in our company, then we prefer that," Stern said. "When you have physical employees, you don't have a life. Ask any restaurant or supermarket business."

Let them eat caviar.

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  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    Hey Alan... had you read our guidelines, you'd have seen that any comments that are too long, uncivil, or containing a link are reviewed. Any comment containing a link will not show up until we find it and have time to moderate.

    Next time, please take the time to find out why your comment hasn't been posted instead of feeling as if we ignored you.

    We didn't.

  • Alan8

    If you're not going to show my comment, I won't waste time posting on your site again.

  • Nicko Thime

    Have you looked for it?
    Could you have left in your other computer?

  • Nicko Thime

    Just a bunch of those job creators.

  • Alan8

    So where's my comment?

  • AngryVet/Green

    I, Robot...