Scott #Walker supporter committed voter fraud... a dozen times!


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Scott Walker's been salivating over imposing strict Voter ID laws in Wisconsin. But unfortunately for him, his photo ID law was ruled unconstitutional a few months ago. Altogether now: Awwww. The thing is, voter fraud is virtually non-existent, but ironically, it's Republican voters who seem to be the ones who commit voter fraud.

But now Scottie and company can do a Happy Dance, because finally! FINALLY! someone has been charged with multiple counts of voter fraud in Wisconsin!

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And that someone is-- say it with me-- a Republican Scott Walker supporter.

irony is not deadVia CBS:

A Wisconsin voter allegedly cast five ballots in the 2012 recall election that Gov. Scott Walker, R-Wis., survived, but the voter says he doesn't remember that day due to a temporary form of amnesia.

Robert Monroe, a 50-year-old health insurance executive, was charged last week with 13 felonies related to voter fraud, reported. Monroe was a supporter of Walker and Republican state Sen. Alberta Darling.

We have a winner!

But Mr. Fraudie McVotesALot had a perfectly legit excuse. Yes, Robert Monroe claimed amnesia was the real culprit. The dog ate his homework, too. And he also goes by the name Sgt. Schultz:

Oh, but I kid the serial voter. And by serial, I mean voting around a dozen times in five elections in 2011 and 2012.

So congratulations, Scott Walker! You found your voter fraud. And he's a big fan of yours, your kind of guy. Too bad he ignored your self-righteous indignation about following the law at the ballot box(es), all so he could keep his favorite governor in office.

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  • GottaLaff

    LOVE that comment.

  • thud

    While they yell about voter fraud they snicker about the election fraud that keeps them in power.

  • labman57

    Perhaps he should simply claim an insanity defense, citing his party affiliation as supporting evidence.

  • Nicko Thime


  • marid

    True Kindergarten Logic. I shit may pants so you must have too.

  • Nicko Thime

    WHEN and WHEREVER a rightwinger makes an accusation that the left is involved in questionable behavior, you can be rest assured that the right is already hip deep in it.
    It is called projection.
    This will be followed by a false equivalency.

  • mrsgunka