Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News


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Please welcome back regular guest contributor, author of Being Christian -- a racy novel that explores the dark underbelly of the right-wing Christian world -- and the go-to blogger on shocking religion news, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state (weekly upchucks), K.C. Boyd. You might remember her from her earlier posts. You can link over to her site here for the rest of this post. It’s well worth a look, because I left out a ton of great upchuckable stuff, including antidotes! These are but a few of her weekly "where religion meets your rights" collection:

Your Weekly Upchucks: The place where religion meets your rights

– by K. C. Boyd

Abortion (Laffy Note: I've included all upchucks in this category, because... holy crap!)

  • Retching Hard, Never Stopping: Nipping away at Choice, Missouri Senate Passes 72-Hour Waiting Period Bill
  • Unfair. Dangerous. Upchuckable: Some women are traveling hundreds of miles to get to Missouri’s last remaining clinic.
  • Yikes Chuck! McConnell and Graham push for abortion ban at 20 weeks
  • Bayou Hurl. Puke. Retch. Breaking: Bill consisting of Tx-style abortion restrictions, passed in La, 34-3, heads to Gov. Jindal’s desk”
  • Effectively Ending Choice-Chuck: Boding ill for North Dakota women, the state is appealing judge’s ruling on 6-week abortion ban
  • Omni-Vomit The Contents Of My Stomach: Omnibus Anti-Abortion Bill Passed by Louisiana Senate
  • Coming soon to your state? Oh My Yes Chuck. If They Have Their Way. Texas abortion law creates obstacles for Valley women.


  • Hurling It Good: John Oliver Schools Media on Realistic Climate Change Debate—97 Scientists v. 3 Denier Dudes


  • WKRP In Cincinnasti Weeps Chuck: Meanwhile, in Cincinnati, Catholic schools choose to close minds


  • KlinkenPuke: Bible Says ‘All Citizens Must B  Armed So They Can Defend Themselves Against Left Wing Crazies
  • Eenie Meenie Minie Hurl: Amusing to see Little Bobby Jindal raise issue of faux religious liberty as he panders across the country

Fifty Shades Of Hate

  • Papa Cruz Vomits: Rafael Cruz to Ginni Thomas: Obama Destroyed Greatness of America,’ Wants To Keep People Poor So He Can ‘Buy Their Votes’

Fifty Shades Of Hypocrisy/Lies

  • Do As I Say, Not As I Do. Then Hurl. Bible-Thumping Pastor Believes Women Shouldn’t Interfere with ‘God’s Will’ In Pregnancy—Except When It Came To His Wife'

Fifty Shades Of Loony

  • The Loon’s A’Spewing Tonight Chuck: Christian Post Writer Says Extreme Weather Is Not Climate Change, But A Sign Of The End Times

If Media Is the Message

  • Barfing To The Choir: Benham Brothers, Dumped by HGTV Over Anti-Gay Remarks, Could Land at ‘Traditional Values’ Network INSP TV


  • Spew Me A River: Fox News Hosts Slam Call For Humanist Military Chaplains

Same Sex Issues

  • Bry-Bry, Puke-Puke: Fischer Blasts The NFL For ‘Celebrating Something That Could Destroy Michael Sam’s Life’

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

  • Don’t Tread On His Upchuck Chuck: Virginia official: Non-Christian public prayer violates my rights ‘because I don’t believe that’


  • In Jesus’ Name -Chuck: Child cruelty charges denied by religious father who allegedly read Bible before caning children

Science – Or Not

  • Spewing Bupkes: Marco Rubio Defends His Climate Denialism By Claiming He Knows The Science About Abortion

Supremes And Lower Courts

  • Is That A Pubic Hair  In My Spew: State Churches? Justice Clarence Thomas Hears the Call
  • Why, Oh Why-Chuck? Obama Judicial Pick Wanted to Govern Based on “Good Conservative Christian Values”
  • Excellent-Chuck: Harry Reid Says He “Can’t Vote” For Obama’s Controversial Judicial Pick