Written by guest contributor, "hardybear" of the wonderful Free Range Talk site:
I don't know about the rest of you liberal dames and the gents who honorably defend us, but I've had ENOUGH of the GOP slash TeaNut asshattery standing their ground in our collective uterus.
Regressives have found a deep pocket of flat-lander Teabangelical cray cray in the great state of Kansas, and it spikes as high on the Boots On the Necks of Women Scale of Shame as tyrannical old white men can aspire to. [Hang onto your knickers ladies, they are about to get an Atomic Twist.]
In this scarifying corner of the American heartland, the conservative attack on women, our lady parts and modernity in general has limboed to a new low. Meet House Bill 2613, which will force every woman who has just suffered the agony of a miscarriage to get the stillborn fetus an official Birth Certificate to provide to the nearest Sugar Daddy in Gub'Mint. [The ones the Regressives want out of their lives but into women's vaginas.]
Alternet does their level best to explain this latest insult to our intelligence. Excerpts below.
House Bill 2613 was an attempt to give grieving families the opportunity to obtain a “certificate of birth resulting in stillbirth” rather than a certificate of death. And that’s all it was supposed to do. GOP Rep. John Doll hoped that the bill wouldn’t become embroiled in his party’s fight over abortion. But one Senate Republican couldn’t let the legislation pass without turning it into a threat against women across the state.
Frank Bleeping Baum wouldn't recognize Kansas. They don't leave it there, oh no -- time to persecute and prosecute women for miscarrying.
Breeding is their purpose for breathing, after all. [And if abortion is banned, you know those loose women and their crazy libidos are going to self-Abort- Abort-Abort.]
In short, the bill would force doctors to report women who have a miscarriage to the state. They would have their names entered into a database that state officials could use as a tool to go on witch hunts. The privacy of these women would be violated. The nightmare scenario is that women would be investigated by the state and could be arrested and jailed for miscarriages. Such a law would undoubtedly cause many women to not seek medical attention.
Every woman with an un-White-Washed brain is clicking her heels in increasing desperation. Listen hard, you can hear them ... and we cannot let down the dames in the sickest Red states, fellow libs. The midterms are vital.
Vote these tyrannical asses out of our vaginas. There's entirely too much unsolicited traffic in here already ladies, and we need to take back our own ports of authority and shut some tunnels down like Chris Christie was paying us overtime to.