Brit Hume Admits Gay Bromance With Chris Christie

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chubby masculineBrit Hume's Ideal Man

Has Brit Hume, Fox News mainstay blown his cover and outed himself -- like in gay outing?

If you watched him in action this past Sunday, he did everything but openly profess his love for the tarnished and perhaps criminal New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. I guess Brit just loves those "bad boy" types. If I was Mrs. Gov. Christie, I'd keep my man on a short leash. If he starts asking you what drawer he can find his leather chaps in, gather the kids and start packing.

Watch this and you'll understand:

To Christie's defense, he hasn't returned the love -- yet. But even in the unrequited state, this public display of affection is causing tongues to wag.

Now if I was God -- there's a scary thought -- and I was going to make little boys and girls, I would start with the basics from the nursery rhyme:

What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?
Slugs and snails
And puppy-dogs' tails,
That's what little boys are made of.
What are little girls made of?
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice
And everything nice,
That's what little girls are made of.

But Brit Hume has more on his LGBT leaning agenda. And good for you Brit. It takes all kinds in this world. This newsman's set his "ideal man" agenda to include "masculine and muscular," "old-fashioned and tough" and risk takers to the point of being a bully. His foremost model of this? Chris Christie.

Really? Boil this down, then, Brit. Chris Christie is a today's man because he's muscular? Where? This man is obese, not muscular. He didn't work out to be that large. He let himself go. And masculine? Really? Nerd maybe, but masculine. Being petty, arrogant,and insulting are hardly traits one associates with "a man." You might find those attributes in a stereotypical characterization on a bad gay affectation on Will and Grace.

The truth is that love between any two legal age, consenting people is fine in my book. But I think Christie is already spoken for, Brit. So maybe you should put on your leathers and beat it down to a West Hollywood gay bar and cruise. There's sure to be some bear who meets your criteria for a manly lover.

But please do us all a favor. If you're going to come out to America, please don't revolt us with your pick. Just keep it to yourself. Your bromantic leading man might soon find himself out of a job and perhaps even behind bars. Do you really want to be one of those prison widows left waiting 10-20 for your "man" to come home?

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