VIDEO-- Irony alert: Dick Cheney claims Sen. Mike Enzi lied



To save you the torture (no pun) of having to wade through the steaming pile of The Dick's bulls**t on "This Week with George Stephanopoulos", start watching at about 9:50.

I couldn't tolerate listening to him either, so I skimmed as quickly as I could through the video until I found the segment covering the Dickette (Daughter Liz) and her U.S. Senate primary challenger, Sen. Mike Enzi (R-Wyo.). Daddy Dearest called out Enzi for suggesting that they're friends.

"Mike also said he and I are fishing buddies, which is simply not true. Never happened."

Given Daddy Dearest's own record of incessant lies, there is absolutely no reason we should give him any credibility on this either.

On the other hand, maybe he's right just this once. After all, who in their right mind would ever want to be friends, or admit to being friends, with Dick Cheney?

  • RustyCannon

    On Morning Joke this morning, the Dick was pimping his new book "Heart" which is apparently a chronology on how medical technology and our tax dollars have kept him alive for nearly the past four decades. He said that a year after he "left office", he was backing out of his driveway, had a heart attack that stopped his heart,and he lost consciousness, but was revived 16 seconds later by an implanted defibrillator.

    Normally, I am a huge fan of technology, but as the NSA has proven to us, technology can be used for nefarious purposes. I believe that using all this technology to keep this man alive is one of the biggest and most expensive (in multiple ways) boondoggles in the history of technology.

    There was absolutely no contrition on his part for driving while in danger of such an incident. What would have happened had he been out on the interstate doing 70mph? I guess when you're responsible for as many deaths as this man, a few more innocent lives can be just shrugged off. Luckily for the other drivers nearby that day, the dick backed into a boulder that prevented him from taking any more innocent lives.

    I love technology and while we don't and won't have "death panels", the dick is a perfect example of technology being employed with unintended catastrophic consequences.

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  • sandinbrick

    Yes, You don't Dick, he's so happy every morning, knowing that he is responsible for the lies and the torture, but he wakes up happy every morning, because he wasn't charged and on trial for murder of many of our troops and the lies so he could get rich, whereas, the poor couldn't get a heart as fast as Dick. thanks Laffy, now I feel better.