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Question Mark 2

Here's what's facing the Republican Party in the next elections:

How do you run on forcing a government shutdown?

How do you run on defunding Obamacare and removing 30,000,000 PEOPLE from receiving health care?

How do you run on cutting $39,000,000 from the food stamp program (SNAP) depriving 6,500,000 kids and 170,000 veterans of food assistance?

How do you run on cuts of 18 percent for federal firefighting efforts?

How do you run on cuts to the U.S. Department of Education’s budget by $5 billion.

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How do you run on refusing to end job killing sequester cuts?

How do you run on walking away from Immigration Reform?

How do you run on taking away minorities rights to vote?

How do you run on climate change denial?

How do you run when you vote to take away control of women's bodies and their reproductive rights?

How do you run when you claim "I think there are senators who are going to find Jesus and do the right thing."

How do you run when you defy 90% of the population asking for gun purchase background checks?

Republican Suicide 2

You call yourself a Republican, cross your fingers, kiss your ass good-bye and then end it all with a prayer.

RIP GOP. Even Reagan can't save you now.

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