Why Are Red States Red? Internet Porn Has Something To Do With It

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Okay, let's be honest. Who hasn't looked at porn at one time or another on the Internet? Who hasn't been sent some "X" rated picture or video clip from a friend, a co-worker or a hijacked AOL account?

Let's face it, porn is here. You may not wish to embrace it, but it's not going to make it go away. And from some recent surveys done by the indisputable free porn distribution leader, Pornhub.com, there's very definite trends in states and search terms. From that data, HuffPo reports some interesting findings:

We now know Alaskans love a good view (no, not of Russia). California is all about staying young. Connecticut embraces motherhood. And education always comes first in the state of Illinois.

The winner for longest average duration spent on the porn site? It's the state with the most letters, M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. The shortest amount of viewership? Rhode Island.

If a picture's worth a thousand words -- no, I'm not showing any porno pictures -- take a look at some of the more popular searches and where they come from. Is your state among them? More importantly, are you among them? Sorry. That's your business. Speaking of business, where's porno thriving (aside from everywhere)?

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Here's a breakdown:

Most Searched Terms by Region:

Northeast: 1. College, 2.(tie) Compilation, 2.(tie) Milf

Southeast: 1. Milf, 2. creampie, 3. teen

Midwest: 1. teen, 2. creampie, 3. MILF

Southwest: 1: creampie, 2. compilation, 3. 5-way tie

West/northwest: 1. teen, 2. compilation, 3. (tie) Asian & creampie

And if you were wondering where the people spend the most time watching porn, the top seven states by usage are:

1: Mississippi, 2: Arkansas, 3: Alabama, 4: Louisiana, 5: Oklahoma, 6. Georgia, 7. Utah

See anything in common among those seven? Looks like those all are red states. Here I thought they were red because of their political leanings. Maybe they're red because of embarrassment.

Isn't it the least bit odd to you that the most amount of time spent on porn comes from the traditional, religious bible states? I just can't seem to get that out of my head-- or the pictures they must be conjuring up in their minds when they listen to Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin and Kelly Ayotte.

Yuch!

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  • David G

    Not being a personal user of that or any of the porn sites, I'll take your word for it. Hmm, no implication implied -- smiles. I know, we'll blame HuffPo. They used them as the source authoritarian for this claim. Hehe. DG

  • RepublicanSwine

    Explains their Ease with Jerking-Off America ..... Practice!

  • differentdrummer

    Maybe the red states are red due to personal chafing.

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    Hahah, that's ok. No prob and good point.

  • Anthony_JK

    OOPS. Sorry about that. Still stand by my point, though.

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    Sorry Anthony, but this isn't my post. Read the byline.

  • Anthony_JK

    Sorry, GL, but Pornhub is not to be trusted as a viable data source. See Dr. Chauntelle Tibbals' essay critique here: http://pvvonline.com/?p=3078