This is Your Brain. This is Your Brain on the GOP

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Your Brain
YOUR BRAIN

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YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS

Remember that old campaign? I thought it might be appropriate to update it. The concept's the same only now its not drugs that fry your brain, it's the GOP. So here's a few slug lines that are appropriate at this time.

This is your brain:

"We need jobs!"

Your brain on GOP:

You'll get 'em as soon as we drop regulations and lower the taxes on the rich. They're job creators; they'll reward you with low paying  jobs. The rich really care and it's not fair they have to pay more than their share.

This is your Brain:

We need help getting adequate health care.

Your Brain on GOP:

We're working on it -- voting again, either the 38th or 68th time, we lose track, but we're determined to never give up the fight to repeal affordable health care.

This is your brain:

The education system sucks.

Your Brain on GOP:

We're closing schools, cutting back hours and eliminating programs, consolidation -- Oh, and did we tell you we're doubling the cost of college loans. This way we can reduce overcrowding in higher education.

This is your brain:

Help, I've just been raped.

Your brain on GOP:

Relax, you're going to be fine. Your own system has a way to shut down if it's a real rape. And the worst that will happen, you'll have an unwanted child.  Don't worry. You'll learn to love it.

This is your brain:

But I'm a man and I've been raped.

Your brain on GOP:

Lucky for you you're in Virginia. That's sodomy son. We have something for that. It's called jail. You're under arrest for participating in unnatural acts against nature.

This is your brain:

Women are people too.

Your Brain on GOP:

Says who? When will you realize they are a lower class of human being, unable to make decisions about their own welfare. For their own protection, we're closing abortion clinics and family planning centers so they won't have so many tough decisions to make.

This is your brain:

We want to vote and have a say in our government.

Your Brain on GOP:

You can vote, but we're cutting down on the rampant voter fraud which is the reason we lost the last two presidential elections. We're also cutting down on the voting days and hours so undesirables like Democrats, elderly, minorities and bussed in ballot box stuffers, especially on Sundays before the election, won't be able to corrupt the system.

Keep this in mind the next time you hear a Democrat or a Republican speak about what their concerns are. Trust me when I tell you that you aren't one of them. You have a choice. A healthy brain or one addled by the GOP.

If you chose the GOP, here's something to go along with your brain:

bacon on a plate

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  • http://www.hypno4success.com Susan French

    L-o-v-e I-t!!!!!!!