Marco, Marco, Marco

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Another guest post is by our pal and regular TPC contributor, David Garber:

Marco, Marco, Marco. You had trouble keeping hydrated when you were giving your response to the SOTU address. I actually felt a bit sorry for you. All those lights and cameras, a huge at home audience. Not only were you're words parsed and dry, but so was your mouth. I just figured it was nerves.

Then today's speech made me think differently. There's another reason. How about your constant putting your foot in your mouth. Some people step in poop. Other people spew it. You evidently savor the latter.

You say you want to help your fellow Hispanics, your Asian brothers, your immigrant sisters -- so you come out with an immigration plan that doesn't allow for a path to full citizenship. You prefer keeping undocumented people here, but under second class citizenship. Some heart you have. You're some compassionate soul. But maybe I'm too quick to judge. So I took a look at your voting record and here's what you voted:

Against: The 2013 budget, unfreezing the hiring of Federal employees, affordable medical care, timely payment of government bills, disaster relief, keeping student loan rates low, job protection and recession prevention and the bring jobs home act.

For: Limit eligibility for SNAP (supplemental nutrition), prohibiting the US from entering into a UN Arms Trade Treaty. A much shorter list.

You, like your Republican cohorts seem to be against much more than you are for. Why is that? Spineless? Void of thoughts and vision? Or just plain stupid?

Now you say you're for sane gun control, and then from the other side of your mouth comes this today:

"We should look for ways to keep firearms out of the hands of criminals and the mentally ill prone to misusing them, but I oppose legislation that will be used as a vehicle to impose new Second Amendment restrictions on responsible, law-abiding gun owners."

Dummy, isn't that what background checks are supposed to do? There's no restrictions offered up on responsible, law-abiding gun owners? How deep are you into the NRA's back pocket?

Can't you hear this is what nearly 90% of the country wants? Evidently you're not listening.

So not only are you deaf, dumb and stupid, but you reek of what you have been stepping in -- public sanitation waste. And you want to be president? You certainly are showing your colors -- and they're not red, white and blue. They're diaper waste brown.

For the past 25 years, David Garber has been serving as the show runner and or writer on some of television’s biggest hits… Saved By The Bell, Power Rangers, 227, Bill Cosby Show and many other network series. His writing and producing have also netted David two very prestigious awards:the PRISM AWARD and the TV CRITICS AWARD – TV SPECIAL OF THE YEAR. Currently he’s authoring a short story series called “A Few Minutes With…”

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  • http://twitter.com/SteelCowboy44 Steel Cowboy

    Can anyone tell me shy the GOP fears Universal Background Checks or Firearm Registration? If you are, in fact, a law abiding citizen what is there to fear. Why do your guns have to be kept secret from your neighbors and your government?