VIDEO response to Jim Carrey's gun song parody: "Just like in your're talking out your ass"


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Here is Jim Carrey's Funny or Die video "Cold Dead Hand" spoofing gun enthusiasts and mocking one-time NRA spokesman Charlton Heston. The song is available on iTunes:

Now here is Reason TV's response. They should leave the song parodies to professional comedians. See, the first rule of comedy is, it has to be funny.

By the way, Remy, Jim Carrey's movie guns shoot blanks, they don't kill people. They're fake, they're props, they aren't real. The guns he refers to in his Cold Dead Hand spoof do kill people, they aren't fake, they're real:


Remy & have a rebuttal to Jim Carrey's anti-gun song, Cold Dead Hand.


Sometimes dudes minds are skewed
and they choose to go a-killin'
Because they saw a Batman villain
killing, well...ring a bell?

Sometimes stars get armed guards
When they make a million buck-ers
Then call you heartless mother fuckers
to want the those with fame?

Polio and smallpox they no longer kill en masse
Because of vaccinations they are a thing of the past
But you tell parents to skip them and the science you contrast
Because just like in your're talking our your ass

It takes a talking ass
to oppose a vaccination
when your PhD is in
making funny faces

It takes a talking ass
to tell people they can't arm when
You don't walk around
without an armed bodyguard

It takes a talking ass
to call fans dumb and demented
When you are the one
who wants something uninvented

It takes a talking ass
to be out there passing blame
when you've shot someone
on every TV ever made

  • Aww, Daniel, you failed to read and adhere to our guidelines. What a shame. That name you called me? Well, you seem to be projecting.

    And because you broke our rules, you've been banned.

    And before you default to "So much for free speech" talking points, you might want to read the First Amendment. It doesn't apply to blog comments, it applies to government control.

    Bye now!

  • Apples and oranges? You are a complete moron. It is the same damn thing. First of all, the idea that Hollywood did not influence any of these folks is just plain stupid. Secondly, if someone breaks in your house, judging by what you say, you are screwed. My family and I will come through just fine except for having to clean blood off the carpet. And thirdly, I have been watching a lot of videos taken of professional law enforcement officers doing their jobs. It would seem that it is getting to the point that THEY are the ones we need to defend ourselves against. And THAT is the purpose of the second amendment.

    Oh and Jim Carey has never been particularly funny anyway. Gratz to him for making a complete ass of himself.

  • I deleted what he said for a reason. If I wanted it out there, I wouldn't have deleted it.

  • sabr686

    Wow, did you just read your answer? Those are EXACTLY the issues we're talking about. I thought it was all about protecting the kids (you know, the ones "...who can't protect themselves"?). Do you know why celebrities and politicians have armed security? Because it works! I have armed security 24/7: Me! Thank God I haven't had to kill a civilian bad guy(s) yet, but it has changed a few minds through the years, merely by the sight of my hand on the pistol grip. Let's start making these deranged animals think twice about picking a "target rich" environment (read: "gun-free zone"). The bastards don't like the idea of actually having to potentially take some rounds themselves.

  • Newsflash: Nobody has mentioned professional law enforcement or trained guards who protect those who can't protect themselves. That has nothing to do with any discussion on gun safety.

    Apples and oranges, Paul. Nice try.

  • Paul_Mcgrath

    Jim Carrey is a comedian?

    So, the guns Jim Carrey's bodyguards carry must be props too.

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  • The person whose comment I deleted.

  • Why

    Who is racist?

  • Not only can't you spell, not only are you a racist, but now you're also banned, "Jack". Buh bye now!

  • when did jim carey become jenny mccarthy?

  • Your debating skills are akin to 'Look over there! It's my other hand!"
    You. are. a. GENIUS!

  • jack nichols

    Hahahahaha very funny, my but you are very creative. What up with the stupid class warfair, How does the kool-aid taste over there in Monkey Man Land...I know what your thinking, all republicans are racist crackers. Hahahahaha

  • Republicans aren't very good at comedy, are they?