VIDEO response to Jim Carrey's gun song parody: "Just like in your're talking out your ass"


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Here is Jim Carrey's Funny or Die video "Cold Dead Hand" spoofing gun enthusiasts and mocking one-time NRA spokesman Charlton Heston. The song is available on iTunes:

Now here is Reason TV's response. They should leave the song parodies to professional comedians. See, the first rule of comedy is, it has to be funny.

By the way, Remy, Jim Carrey's movie guns shoot blanks, they don't kill people. They're fake, they're props, they aren't real. The guns he refers to in his Cold Dead Hand spoof do kill people, they aren't fake, they're real:


Remy & have a rebuttal to Jim Carrey's anti-gun song, Cold Dead Hand.


Sometimes dudes minds are skewed
and they choose to go a-killin'
Because they saw a Batman villain
killing, well...ring a bell?

Sometimes stars get armed guards
When they make a million buck-ers
Then call you heartless mother fuckers
to want the those with fame?

Polio and smallpox they no longer kill en masse
Because of vaccinations they are a thing of the past
But you tell parents to skip them and the science you contrast
Because just like in your're talking our your ass

It takes a talking ass
to oppose a vaccination
when your PhD is in
making funny faces

It takes a talking ass
to tell people they can't arm when
You don't walk around
without an armed bodyguard

It takes a talking ass
to call fans dumb and demented
When you are the one
who wants something uninvented

It takes a talking ass
to be out there passing blame
when you've shot someone
on every TV ever made