Jeb Bush on Fox News Sunday:
"I don't think there's any Bush baggage at all."
"I'm proud to be a Bush."
Nah, there's no Bush baggage. None at all.
Say, Jeb? Can you pick up Lines One through Four? Iraq, torture, terrible SCOTUS decisions, and the 9/11 attacks are calling. The rest of the baggage is on hold.
As for that "education reform" he speaks of, e-mails link the Jeb Bush foundation, corporations, ALEC, and education officials. Corporate funders benefit.
Here's more of that delusional Bush pride, this time on Meet the Press:
"My guess is that history will be kind to my brother. The further out you get from this and the more people compare his tenure to what's going on now, um I think history will be kind to George W. Bush."
Revisionist history, maybe. But "kind"? Really? Why? He wasn't exactly kind to us. Or the rest of the world, for that matter.
Of course, his little prediction is about as accurate as these were:
And finally, this post wouldn't be complete without some typically stale attempts at humor. Please proceed, Jeb B.:
"Man, you guys are crack addicts. You really are obsessed with all this politics."
"I've been called a lot of things --"
"Marco Rubio is a great guy. Okay, heroin addicts. Is that better?"