President Obama doesn't lead! He's weak! Weak!! What a crappy leader he is! Where are his plans? Why hasn't he sent us any plans?! Leadership my ass! Come on, Obama, jump in already! Reach out, why don'tcha? Try being strong for once! Fail!
What?! How DARE President Obama take the lead on immigration! The nerve! He calls that a plan?! What was he even thinking! Why, he's nothing but a Marxist commie French gay Kenyan dictator! Plan schman! Dead on arrival! Pushy, pushy, pushy! Fail!
Speaking of leading, when will Congress decide it's time to get back to work and fix a few of our problems?