VIDEO: John Boehner puckers up


boehner kiss


"What did you get Mrs. Boehner for Valentine's Day?"

John Boehner:

"Same thing I got you..."

His verbal reply wasn't the part that will require brain bleach.

We can thank BuzzFeed for this Moment of Ew, or as they called it, "John Boehner sexing it up for Valentine's Day."

We here at The Political Carnival sincerely apologize for subjecting you to said "sexing it up" gesture from the Republican Speaker of the House, but we feel an obligation to share all the news, whether good, bad, or ugly.

Oh, but I kid the Boehner. I'm sure his wife finds His Orangeness very alluring.

Here's a little something to cleanse your palate:

chocolate strawberry

Happy Valentine's Day.

H/t: @francie57