Crap Ted Nugent says: “I am the Gay Pirate”


Guest cross post by Anomaly (@Anomaly100)

Unhinged, washed up, rock singer and guitarist Ted Nugent is now writing for WorldNetDaily. A column today quotes him saying, “99.99 percent of the gun owners of America are wonderful people that you are hanging around with here today, perfectly safe, perfectly harmless, wonderful, loving, giving, generous caring people. Go after the nut jobs. Go after the murderers, because I don’t know any.” I assume he meant to exclude himself in that statement. 


Safe, harming, generous caring people, do not include this:

I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up,” he said, adding “Obama, he’s a piece of s**t. I told him to suck on my machine gun.”

Ted Nugent is also a National Rifle Association board member which speaks volumes for the gun lobbying organization.

Nugent states, “I am convinced that Piers Morgan was sent by God to represent everything that doesn’t agree with Ted Nugent, because you’ve got to be the devil’s advocate or the devil to argue with me,” Nugent said, I’m a simple man. I’m 64 years clean and sober. I never went to college because I was too busy learning stuff.” Uh huh.

Adding “In fact, I’m saving money on dog food this week because I’m just letting my three Labradors lick the shrapnel from Piers’s skull out of my boot cleats.”

Nugent who dodged the draft by crapping all over himself for weeks at a time states, “The commander in chief will go to the Vietnam Memorial Wall and will put on his community organizer, ACORN, Van Jones, gangland, Chicago, gangster-politic scam best and pretend to show respect for 58,000 heroic American military warriors who gave the ultimate sacrifice fighting communism. And then President Obama will go back and appoint members of the Communist Party as his czars.”

“He will continue to associate communists, publicly admitted communists after visiting the Vietnam Memorial Wall. It doesn’t get any more arrogant. It doesn’t get any more dishonest, and it doesn’t get any more anti-American than this president,” he said.

Nugent ads, “I like defiance. I like defying this lie of political correctness. I enjoy dancing on the skulls of people like Piers Morgan and the leftists.”

If his dancing skills are akin to his writing skills, I prefer not to witness his dancing. Hey Ted, ‘come suck on my’website.

Shit Nugent says.

What’s a feminist anyways? A fat pig who doesn’t get it often enough?”

…Yeah they love me (in Japan) — they’re still assholes. These people they don’t know what life is. I don’t have a following, they need me; they don’t like me they need me…  Foreigners are a******s; foreigners are scum; I don’t like ‘em; I don’t want ‘em in this country; I don’t want ‘em selling me doughnuts; I don’t want ‘em pumping my gas; I don’t want ‘em downwind of my life-OK? So anyhow, and I’m dead serious…”

“I use the word n****r a lot because I hang around with a lot of n****rs, and they use the word n****r, and I tend to use words that communicate,” he said.

Nugent is now speaking for gun advocates. Let  that sink in for a moment.

Under the title of the WND post, it states, “Obama says he respects 2nd Amendment? ‘And I’m a gay pirate’.”  No Ted, you are not one of the FABULOUS people. They don’t want you either.