The NRA feels threatened by 'N Sync, Mel Brooks, Moon Unit Zappa, Geraldo, and a bunch of deceased actors

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enemies list via bus-plunge.blogspot.com

Via bus-plunge.blogspot.com

 

Ooooo, the NRA has an enemies list. Are you a-skeered yet? I wasn't included, but if one day I end up on their Liberals Are Icky List, and if they ever come within ten feet of me, I'm gonna fight them off with my unAmerican bubble blowers and sticks and words. Sweartogod.

They did include AARP. And the Gray Panthers. And National Coalition Against Domestic Violence and National Black Nurses Association. Because they're evil. They're what one might even call "pro-life." Go figure.

Think Progress counted, and they are reporting that there are 506 names on the NRA list. Which of course means that there are at least 506 sane people and/or groups.

Apparently, the Big Gunners feel unusually threatened by:

"Boys II Men - Pop Group" -- Yeah, they're a real threat. And it's "Boyz," geniuses.

86-year-old "Mel Brooks - Actor/Director"

"Jill Clayburgh - Actress" who died in 2010

Other deceased actors

The highly intimidating "Art Garfunkel - Singer"

Fox's "Geraldo - TV personality" -- Who? Oh, him. The guy who is "truly contemplating" a run for U.S. Senate. Why, whatever will ClusterFox say!

Soap opera queen "Deidra Hall - Actress" (which they also spelled wrong; it's Deidre)

"Mary Tyler Moore - Actress" -- What, they take issue with her trademark "Ooooohhhh, NRA!"

"Dick Van Dyke - Actor"-- Well, at least he and Mary are in sync. Speaking of whom...

"N Sync - Music group" -- No, NRA, that would be "defunct music group." And it's 'N, not N, Einsteins.

"Moon Zappa -Actress" --  Omigod, NRA, her name is, like, "Moon Unit"! Barf me out! You guys are soooo, like, totally grody to the max! Gag me with a spoon.

There are so many more Point-and-Laugh Moments here. Enjoy!

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  • http://profile.yahoo.com/G7EYTJGXSM2AF4SLQEFSURBZSI Dennis

    And their point is? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot-over. How can you assemble so large a group of paranoid people in one place and not be required to lock them down?

  • mellowjohn

     with apologies to w.s. gilbert...

    If some day it should happen

    that a victim must be found

    I've got a little list

    i've got a little list

    of dumbass conservatives who might well be underground

    who never would be missed

    Who never would be missed

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    Let's start our own.

  • mellowjohn

    i still haven't gotten over this disappointment of not being on nixon's enemies list. i really don't know how i'm going to cope with being left of this one, too.