VIDEO: "I just f**king shot myself!" and other wisdom from gun "enthusiasts"



Sometimes you just GottaLaff or you'll cry (and yes indeed, that's the origin of my pseudonym). This is one of those times, because the ongoing debate over gun violence and common sense safety measures is often so frustrating that this happens:

Steaming mad anger

So we desperately seek relief where we can.

And then along comes a reminder (H/t: @KagroX) of videos like these exist, videos that are so sadly hilarious that it is almost as if the universe heard our cries for help:

Via BeanLeak from 2011: 

"I just f**king shot myself!"

My buddy Rocky Mountain Mike, who has provided superb musical snark for many of my BLUNT videos, was inspired by Mr. F'ing Shot Myself enough to enhance the experience with an underscore that first aired on The Stephanie Miller Show July 12, 2011:

Why, if I didn't know better, I'd have mistaken Mr. F'ing for the president of the NRA... or any of the many gun zealots who insist on sharing their brilliant Twitter insights with me, such as these from today:

tweet gun idiot 1 tweet gun idiot 2

Um, Adam Lanza, the Newtown gunman, killed his mother with one of her own guns. I'm pretty certain her murder counts as abuse.

I wonder if @PRoseish and the sharpshooter in the video are BFF with the guy who shot off his penis.

  • chris kraska

    Rule # 1. Treat all guns as if they were loaded.  FAIL

    Rule # 2.  Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to fire. FAIL

    Rule # 3. Don't point your firearm at anything you don't intend to shoot. FAIL

    I could go on....


  • I am not going to ridicule the tweeter. She did it all by herself. Well, gotta run! I have much more evil to spread. 

  • I emailed him. He loved the post : )

  • Oh. My. God.  Would you give Rocky Mountain Mike a kiss and a hug for me?  That MADE MY DAY.  
    XOXO for you too!