Oh Em Gee, there's a WAR ON CHRISTMAS! It's so obvious: Democrats hate Jesus more than they hate anything ever in the history of ever! Anyone who utters the dreaded words, "Happy Holidays!" is clearly a French gay Kenyan who hates America! And religion! And they will eat your children!
What patriot in their right mind would greet someone, let alone millions upon millions of people, with the terrible, evil, anti-Christian hate words, "Happy holidays"?! That's ... sputter, blurble... blasphemous!
H/t: Andy Marquis