Conservatives to Queen of England after Obama victory: "Find it in your heart to forgive us and take us back"

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Please note the spelling of the word "disdain":

An Open Letter to the Queen of England

Nov. 6, 2012 | Edwin R Williams

Posted on Wednesday, November 07, 2012 8:52:46 PM by Blue Collar Republican

Your Majesty,

We, the people of the former American colonies, would like to offer our most sincere apology over that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago. Had we known that we were going to be subjects anyway, we could have saved a lot of trouble and hard feelings.

We were under the mistaken belief that we would be free, sovereign citizens; we believed that our hard work would yield its own rewards without someone coming along and taking what we built in the name of “Fairness”. We thought our laws and Constitution would protect us from a foreign born dictator, and our freedom to worship would prevent us from becoming a corrupt, morally bankrupt society (silly us).

Little did we know that our own free press would intentionally sabotage, deceive and withhold the truth from us in order to reelect a Socialist that still holds distain for our nation and contempt for its founding principles. Nor did we believe that there would be so many citizens dependent on government handouts that they would blindly elect an unqualified charlatan, let alone reelect him.

Anyway, Your Grace, we are truly sorry and humbly sincerely beg your forgiveness. If you can find it in your heart to forgive us and take us back, we promise never to trade British oppression for Socialist tyranny again.

Your most humble servants,

The American People

They can't help themselves.

Pip pip! And a heartfelt bon voyage.

H/t: Gawker

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  • http://www.facebook.com/nik.nikkel Nik Nikkel

    Let us fervently hope that they don't find out about the gun laws, higher taxes and *real* socialized medicine until after they leave.

  • cognachas4paws

    I volunteer to help the limey bastards pack.

  • http://twitter.com/PaigeKate Tiffany Carter

    I sincerely hope they're kidding because if they aren't...Wow

  • http://www.zazzle.com/fierylocks FieryLocks

    Feel free to leave ASAP! America haters.

  • http://twitter.com/7daykatie katie anderson

    I'm guessing information about the international sentiment over the two candidates never made it inside the unreality bubble this election. 

    For any stray wing-nuts reading, the ellusive country actually sympathetic to your desire for a Romney win is Pakistan.  Feel free to pack your bags...

  • http://twitter.com/genialityofevil Maximilian

     No, just like they don't realise that the "president" of Australia is neither a man nor a christian.

  • http://twitter.com/Satur9 SaturNine

    Wait til they realize the UK has gun laws, higher taxes, and *real* socialized medicine.

  • Gindy51

    Jeez, don't they know that medical care is SOCIALIZED over in Great Britain?

  • http://twitter.com/Aqua_Buddah Jason Rowe

    See-ya, 'bye! Don't call, don't write!