This exchange is even more pertinent in light of the inclusive and uplifting atmosphere of the first night of the Democratic Convention. Via a friend who witnessed this scrumptious conversation between two little first-grade munchkins:
Boy: “Should I marry you?”
Girl: “I don’t know.”
Boy: “Maybe I could wait to marry you until after I’ve married another boy.”
Boy: “Or maybe I could marry you and then marry another boy.”
Girl: “Why do you want to marry another boy?”
Boy: “Because I can.”
What we find touching, sweet, funny, normal, and beautiful, many conservatives would find repugnant, sick, and perverse. Anyone who claims there’s no discernible difference between the parties would be wrong.