To name just a few of these politically dicey positions, President Ron Paul would like to...
1. Eviscerate Entitlements
2. Lay Off Half His Cabinet
3. Enable State Extremism re: women's reproductive rights, marriage equality, religion, etc.
4. Protect Sexual Predators' Privacy
5. Rescind the Bin Laden Raid
6. Simplify the "ludicrous" Census
7. Let the Oldest Profession Be
8. Legalize ALL Drugs
9. Keep Monopolies Intact
10. Lay Off Ben Bernanke
11. Stop Policing the Environment
12. Not Do Anything, but Still... Would not have voted for the Civil Rights Act of 1964
13. Let Markets Care for the Disabled (bye-bye American Disabilities Act)
14. First, Do Harm (re: emergency rooms)
15. Diss Mother Teresa