So many lies, so little time. This presser was chock full-o'-contradictions, and clearly Hermie Cain did nothing wrong. The real culprit was ACORN.
My favorite parts were when he spoke in the third person, shades of Jimmy on the old Seinfeld show.
Great thanks to @ReasonVsFear for grabbing the vid for us:
There may be others. Get out the popcorn.