crayon family portraits Popsicle stick figures 8x10 glossies ready, Minneapolis tea baggers! Whiten those teeth, lift those eyes, tan those faces, put on your Sunday best, get those talking points down pat, dig out all your dopey hats, scribble some misspelled "Obummer is a French Gay Marxist Socialist Kenyan Commie" signs, ham it up for the ol' Polaroid, and toddle on down to the nearest government-run post office! You've got some mailing to do!
Of course, they're assuming the Tealoaders can read.
There ain't no party like the tea party!