If Gov. Rick Perry decides to run, that means he thinks he would make a better president than anyone in the whole country.
If Gov. Rick Perry decides to run, that means he'd be vying for yet another government job.
Perry himself seems to have a job, and he likely has a slew of aides, secretaries, and other administration officials helping him get through each day. They might be interested to know that, according to their boss, they aren’t actually working.
Gov. Rick Perry's brain (if it exists) seems to have seceded from his own head.
Gov. Rick Perry: Hypocridiot-O'-The-Day.