John Boehner spokesman: "Sen. Chuck ‘Aesop’ Schumer and His Fables."


Sometimes I get to the point where the story I'm reading is so same-ol' that I end up focusing on one or two mindless excerpts to share with you. The GOP hypocridiots' little one-liners are often oddly inane and infantile, and stand out because they truly represent who the Republicans are in a very succinct and laughable way:

A spokesman for House Speaker John Boehner claimed Tuesday that Sen. Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) told "fairy tales" in his floor speech Tuesday morning regarding budget negotiations.

The email to reporters was titled "Sen. Chuck ‘Aesop’ Schumer and His Fables."

Aesop Schumer? Really? That's so ridiculous it makes PeeWee Herman look mature by comparison, and reduces The Boehner spokesman's accusations to bratty neener-nanneritude.

Or maybe he was just projecting.

The story behind the nonsense is at The Hill.