Sarah Palin's um, foreign policy word salad. Um.


Former Half-Gov Driveletta McNonStop rambled on endlessly... again. This time she scrambled some words together about President Obama's "3am White House phone call" and how "that call went right to the answering machine."

This from someone who quit well before 3 a.m. Not to mention, she's been off the hook for years.

It's uncanny how incoherent and nonsensical this hypocridiot is:

And nobody yet has, no body yet has explained to the American public what they know, and surely they know more than the rest of us know who it is who will be taking the place of Mubarak and um, no, not, not real um enthused about what it is that that's being done on a national level and from D.C. in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt. And um, in these areas that are so volatile right now because obviously it's not just Egypt but the other countries too where we are seeing uprisings, we know that now more than ever, we need strength and sound mind there in the White House.  We need to know what it is that America stands for so we know who it is that America will stand with.  And um, we do not have all that information yet."

Um. How about that, um, foreign policy cred, folks? She really has a handle on that um, "situation there in Egypt." There.


Yeah, having Driveletta on the other end of the 3 a.m. hotline would sure put America's collective mind at ease, now wouldn't it? Can you imagine her holding a press conference side by side with the next Egyptian president? Or any foreign leader?

She'd need her own interpreter.

  • Anonymous

    Turn your radio on. Turn the volume knob up and down non-stop rapidly. That's what Sarah Palin sounds like. Just a bunch of broken, non-sensicle gibberish filled with an occasional talking point. Now worth listening to for anything other than making fun of her, which is always fun. She deserves what she gets. Shame on you McCain. You've created a monster that won't go away.

  • Anonymous

    Please tell me there is a film or audio clip somewhere. This is too rich.

  • Tyroanee

    It's okay Sarah dear... WE know who Americans stand with and for, so just finish up and say "God Bless Amurica" grab your check and go- it's what all the good GOP Hookers are doing.

  • Uranus

    You're funny, Laffy...she's what 21st century American despotism looks like, goofy and not pretty.

  • Anonymous

    When you get past the crappy phrasing, the basic idea -- "What is the White House really doing about this and when are they going to tell the American public what is going on?" is pretty sound. We did back Mubarak for a long time, I think it is a fair question what the heck is going on behind the scenes, even though I disagree with 99% of the stuff SP supports.

  • from cranelegs pond

    she is giving the phrase, "in regards to", a really bad rep.

  • Sarah "Falin" Palin is the Democrats biggest boost as we get nearer to the election run! Keep it up Sarah, you blathering idiot! Foreign Policy is not written on the inside of a match book cover. Moose hunting from a helicopter does not qualify you to lead the military. Bailing out on your elected position does little to show your dedication to nation or notion of public service.

    Sarah - Thank you - the Tee shirt sales have been great! how bout a new catch phrase though?? You Betcha!

  • I was trying to steer clear too, but I couldn't resist. That passage was
    begging to be mocked.

  • I've actually chosen to honor the boycott of the wolverine for while. This however, was too hilarious not to share on Facebook. Do tell, Sarah - go on.