1,500 baby bottle nipples for former Sen. Simpson: "Tits for an Ass"

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Remember when Alan Simpson wrote this to a Social Security advocate?

Yes, I’ve made some plenty smart cracks about people on Social Security who milk it to the last degree. You know ‘em too. It’s the same with any system in America. We’ve reached a point now where it’s like a milk cow with 310 million tits!

So does N.O.W.:

NOW announced Tuesday it will head to Capitol Hill to deliver 1,500 baby bottles nipples to Simpson on Wednesday, before the next meeting of the commission on which Simpson serves as co-chairman.

The group is dubbing its effort a delivery of 1,500 "Tits for an Ass."

Maybe Simpson could give up his co-chairmanship and audition for A Chorus Line:

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  • Tapmouse

    So why don't we ALL send some to him?!

  • http://twitter.com/BoomerJack Jack M. Boardman

    Back on the farm in the fifties they were called "teats." What has that to do with this post? Nuthin' that I can think of.

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    Ha! You'd be wrong.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/GELCBWDWCGV4Q2AAPS44ERKWOI DSG

    I'll bet folding money that Laffy's just been looking for the right excuse to post that Chorus Line clip. Thanks, Mr. Simpson.