Whitestock

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I’m in California, so I’m a little behind many of you, catching up to the current event(s), but just the same…

I’m trying to avoid Whitestock, but it’s all over the place. So, I’ll cover it despite my instinct to avoid it altogether. Here are few random impressions that I’ve picked up:

If you erect an enormous set complete with gigantic video screens, a sound system, and a stage, they will come. That kind of spectacle attracts curious onlookers the way a car crash creates rubber necking. It doesn’t matter who the host is. The earlier visitors are most likely the die-hard groupies, the others may very well be lookee-loos.

Paddy reported in that someone on Twitter labeled the rally in DC today “Whitestock”.  They were right, and I have borrowed that brilliance for the title of this post.

I have looked and looked at the crowd. I have seen one black face. One. That doesn’t count the props that were displayed on stage: A rabbi, a Native American, an African American. Sorta sounds like a set-up for a joke, doesn’t it? “A rabbi, a Native American, an African American walked into a bar….”

Paddy also made a great observation. The voiced-over segments of the rally accompanied by video are reminiscent of a Disneyland attraction, a la The Hall of Presidents. ‘Nuff said.

Paddy also mentioned that she has never seen her RSS feed look this empty. She attributes that to the devotion of the news media to Whitestock. Perhaps they’re waiting for something stupid, or stupider to happen, she said.

One more great Paddy quote, who is on East coast time and is filling me in on what I’ve missed: “Do you thing any of these Chistians know he’s a Mormon and doesn’t think  Jesus is Christ, and would happily baptize their dead relatives into his religion”?

Now Paddy is seeking out a pile of hippies to jump into, bathed in Patchouli, to get the stench of Whitestock off of her.

I overheard (paraphrased) this while in the other room, from the host of the event himself: “God, I’m one of your dumbest followers. Speak slowly.” That was the first time I’d ever heard the truth come from his big, phony, pandering mouth.

I rarely, if ever, compare anyone or anything to the horrors of the 1930s and ’40s, but the tenor of this event struck me that way.  The followers are blind, the “leader” is batcrap crazy.

Former Half-Gov Shrilly Mc$$$$$ has one of the most annoying, grating, ear-splitting voices in political history.

The Native American speaker mentioned only looking forward, never looking back.  I’m surprised he wasn’t mobbed and stoned for sounding suspiciously like our Muslim Kenyan Marxist terrorist president. He also called Martin Luther King, Jr.’s speech the “I HAD a Dream” speech, if I heard right.

People are leaving already. Mc$$$$ screeched, they had their thrill up their collective leg for the day.

The remainder of the prayer meeting is even more of a major bore. I can’t help but gather that the speakers at this shindig are looking down their noses at a whole lot of us, and the holier than thou odor is wafting strongly from my Tee Vee Machine.

Here’s a quote from an earlier post in which there is an audio of Bill Press’s account of this freak show:

And finally, he’s exploiting a charity by soliciting contributions to the Special Operations Warrior Foundation. But see, the fine print says all contributions will first be applied to the rally, the one with Sarah Palin. All contributions in excess of the costs will go to the troops.

Here’s an idea: To “restore honor” to this country, STFU, Whitestockers. Stop perverting and revising Martin Luther King Day for your own small-minded, selfish, self-serving interests.

Your exploitation is not only an affront to this country, it is a colossal bore.

UPDATE (H/t: TexBetsy): Glenn Beck “restores honor” with Abramoff-linked rabbi

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  • piltdown

    He's right, though. If Pujols were to walk around in AZ without his uniform on, he'd be harassed and asked for his paperwork by the “THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!” crowd.

  • Pierre Changstein

    this is just flat out ridiculous race-baiting. every time you people talk like this you worsen the problem.

  • http://twitter.com/NativeSonKY John H

    I watched the John Wayne Marathon on AMC and took a looong, restful nap today. There is NO WAY I'd ever listen to Failn, as her voice gives me an unnatural urge to stab someone in the face with an ice pick! And yeah – how did a Mormon ever convince Christians (I am using both terms loosely, of course) to “follow him”? I thought Jon Stewart's rip on his “You NEED TO…” rants was spot-on. Let Beck-boy tell you what you want, if you have to be spoon-fed then you deserve to remain ignorant!

  • http://www.osborneink.com OsborneInk

    I was liveblogging it until Comcast decided to crap out for all but about 20 minutes of the morning.

  • http://twitter.com/byepluto David Lerner

    I watched nearly the entire thing. It was surprising non-political, but they really got their jesus-freak on, it was annoying, that poor Rabbi seemed to be a prop, no?

  • Luci

    Money will always buy some people. I am watching BET and FX today.

  • Walt

    I forced myself to check out some of this rally. What I learned was Glenn Beck has mastered the doublespeak and is the definition of the idiom, “speaking out of both sides of his mouth.” I also was reinforced with the notion we are a nation of sheep. And the Glenn Beck head is getting bigger and bigger.

  • http://twitter.com/TyJuanOn Lonnie North

    To watch this display of lunacy will dishonor the legacy of Martin Luther King. I wouldn't give them my last ounce of breath to save their life. Disgraceful and despicable. The “media” has lost their mind to trip over each other to catch a “story.” We all know the story. Why doesn't the media?

  • PRIMALDATA

    I'm ignoring my TV for today for just this reason. He's on TV to some people thats enough, his message is unimportant the fact that somebody thought he knew enough to be on the television was more then enough for them. It's the Gameshow movie all over again. Just put up a charismatic face and they will come, it doesn't matter what they preach or how askew their beliefs are they will come.

    I wonder if after whitestock if Mitt Romney will be a more favorable Presidential Candidate to the whitestockers since he and Becky are both mormons. I doubt it, Mitt has to at least make sense sometimes Beck he can just walk out there with his Rip off J Jonah jameson look(he doesn't owe Stan Lee a dime because he doesn't have the stache your not a true J Jonah without the Iconic stache) and spout off. I wonder how many great reporters and journalists are rolling in their graves right now.

    As for any “token” Minorities on stage, OJ happened 17 years ago but none of the ultra rich mega athletes have learned a thing. They'll pay you, they'll say nice things about you UNTIL you screw up and it's easier to make money off bashing you. ALbert is one bad year and one contract negotiation away from being milton bradley or Alex Rodriguez(pre World series win)

  • http://twitter.com/LaurieInQueens LaurieInQueens

    Don't forget the token Hispanic, Albert Pujols–who would be beaten up in a second as an assumed “illegal” if not for the celebrity. He should be ashamed of himself for aligning with these bigots, knowing how they feel about–and what they do to–his fellow Hispanics in this country.

  • http://twitter.com/BethElAustin Congregation Beth El

    There was a rabbi? On Shabbat? Huh??