Let us pray for the rejected.
The Madonna of the Orgasm church in Lovestad got a No! No! NO!
LöVESTAD, Sweden, Aug. 27 (UPI) – A congregation in southern Sweden that worships the sexual orgasm has lost its legal fight to become an officially registered faith community.
Damn! And just when I finally found a religion I could, er, sink my teeth into.
What kind of prayers would they say in that church, “Oh God! Oh GOD!! OH GOD!!!”?
The appellate court had decided the name would be considered offensive by many Swedes.
What, Our Lady of the Vajayjay doesn’t sit well?
The church’s Spanish founder and self-appointed cardinal, Carlos Bebeacua:
“The orgasm is the ultimate feeling of lust; it shouldn’t be limited to ejaculation,” he said. “You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking ‘Wow!’”
Well, he got one thing right: Wow!
I’ll have what he’s having.
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