
Omigod! Levi caught the dreaded Quitting Disease from Former Half-Gov Resigna McTweetSpeak. Now he’s gone and done it. He quit his apology ro Resigna.
Looks like he caught the Lying Disease too:
Levi Johnston told CBS News that he now wishes he hadn’t apologized for telling lies about the former Alaska governor because he’s “never lied about anything.“
Got that? He lied, he apologized for lying, and now he says he lied about the apology for lying, but he never lied in the first place.
Yikes! I do believe he also contracted the Creeping McTweetSpeak Dizzies too!
Said Johnston: “I don’t really regret anything. But the only thing I wish I wouldn’t have done is put out that apology ’cause it kind of makes me sound like a liar. And I’ve never lied about anything. So that’s probably the only thing. The rest of the stuff I can live with.”
The lie made him sound like a liar. But he never lied… well, except that once… which he can live with.
I need a nap.









