Come on, what did we tell them? Does nobody listen to us?

The White House Correspondents Association has decided to move Fox News up to the front row in the briefing room, according to sources familiar with the process.

Oh man!

Wait, I’m being told ClusterFox won’t be soiling Helen’s chair after all:

However, Fox News will not be taking Thomas’s long-held seat in the center.

Phooey. Small consolation. It turns out that the Associated Press is going center, and ClusterFox is taking the AP seat.

Oh, but let’s be mature about this. They’re just chairs. In a room. With other chairs with people in them.

Okay, I hate it too, but what can we do about it other than write it up in snarky posts and tweets?

For more on who else is playing White House Musical Chairs, go here. (Hint: Politico, the Financial Times, the foreign press…)