Florida church's "International Burn a Koran Day" follows "No Homo Mayor" protest

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I love an invigorating holiday, don't you? Whether it's Halloween or Passover, I'm always up for a celebration, bonfire, or special fancy dinner. Who wouldn't be? Even Bank Holiday Weekend in England had its moments.

But who could ever imagine the sheer joy that decorating for "International Burn a Koran Day" would bring?

A Florida church called the Dove World Outreach Center, in keeping with its pledge to "stand up for righteousness," is hosting "International Burn a Koran Day" on September 11. But only after the "No Homo Mayor" protest next month.

I'm all a-tingle with anticipation. Pastor Terry Jones, in all his preachy churchiness, is such a saint for bringing these events to our attention.

In fact, I simply must get my festive Burn a Koran cards sent out immediately. I'd hate to be tardy.

On August 2nd, Jones is holding a protest against the mayor of Gainesville, the "No Homo Mayor Protest." And church member Fran Ingram will tell you why:

What is homosexuality? Detestable, indecent, wicked, offensive, perverted, shameful, unnatural, degrading, impure, futile, foolish, godless, dishonorable, a lie.

I'll start making my detestable, indecent, wicked, offensive, perverted, shameful, unnatural, degrading, impure, futile, foolish, godless, dishonorable, a lie signs in a jif.

In fact, I'll text all my detestable, indecent, wicked, offensive, perverted, shameful, unnatural, degrading, impure, futile, foolish, godless, dishonorable, a lie gay chums and invite them over to lend a hand!

The more the detestable, indecent, wicked, offensive, perverted, shameful, unnatural, degrading, impure, futile, foolish, godless, dishonorable, a lie, the merrier!

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